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If it’s not okay to be anti-fascism anymore, is it still okay to be pro-democracy? 🤔

"Conversion therapy" is a polite name for something that isn’t conversion and isn’t therapy. It’s abuse.

"If time travel ever became possible, we would encounter travellers from the future now."

My friends, we have people eating horse paste to avoid wifi in their bloodstream. Ain't nobody coming back to visit the 2020s.

Exodus in summary:
Moses: Let my people go.
Pharaoh: Bismillah! No, I will not let you go.
Moses: Let us go!
Pharaoh: Bismillah! I will not let you go.
Moses: Let us go!
Pharaoh: No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Moses: Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let us go!

"Many people are saying"
(No one is saying.)

"Perhaps better than anyone."
(Definitely not better. In fact, far worse.)

"Like no one has ever seen before"
(We've seen it lots of times and it was better then.)

"In two weeks."
(Never.)

You can not be serious YouTube video by Lil Chrissy

Gin and Truth: You can not be serious
youtu.be/jYO_aKU1ryQ
@rcreed40.bsky.social

'We are the storm': Charlie Kirk memorial speech draws Nazi rally comparisons A SPEECH at a memorial for right-wing activist Charlie Kirk has drawn comparisons with an infamous address given by the Nazis’ chief propagandist.

www.thenational.scot/news/2548457...

I wonder if any Christians lost pets yesterday and just assumed their pets were truer believers.

When the sons of God saw the fine ass daughters of men, they had them some freaky angel sex and bore giant children to them with heads the size of beach balls. Needless to say, the birthing process was no picnic. - Genesis 6:1-4

Charlie Kirk was WORSE than you think YouTube video by Stephen Woodford

youtu.be/4wFf75NKNc4

Nothing in all creation is hidden from God’s sight. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. - Hebrews 4:13

You have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for whenever you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because God doesn’t like tattletales. He especially hates it when they point out his atrocities; that’s what got Satan kicked out of Heaven! – Romans 2:1

 God will repay each person according to what they have done.* - Romans 2:6

* Terms and conditions apply. You can get out of paying for your sins just by recanting on your deathbed, and no matter how good you are, you’ll go to Hell simply for non-belief.

For God does not show favouritism… except when he did to the Hebrews… and now does to Christians… specifically the denomination that you belong to, because the rest are heretics. Except for those groups, God does not show favouritism. – Romans 2:11

I’m using an example from everyday life because, frankly, you’re an imbecile. – Romans 6:19

A man is not a Jew if he is circumcised outwardly, he must have a circumcision of the heart. Unfortunately, the people whose hearts have been circumcised so far have died, but we’re getting pretty close to cracking it! If you truly have faith, you’ll probably be fine... – Romans 2:28

Evangelicals told me the problem was they "took god out of schools." Well...umm... this was on god's own property! So maybe it's NOT about buybulls in classrooms?!
Guns are real. 💔
god is not real.

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Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett.

They need that kind of fire.

Ought to be more careful in a stand your ground state…

Reporter Aymann Ismail Tells Us About Hanging With Zohran Mamdani On The Campaign Trail Also he was there on January 6th (as a reporter!)

God and Jesus got to talk to Slate reporter Aymann Ismail and he was DELIGHTFUL. He told us about what it's been like covering Zohran Mamdani on the trail. We hope you enjoy this episode and consider supporting our leftist podcast with a like on this post.

I Made A Rainbow To Troll Trump For Pride Month Happy Pride!

RAINBOW SMITE! 🌈

DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"

GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."

“The party of family values” loves Elon Musk. Partially because he disowned his own daughter for being trans. That’s not family values, that’s MAGA Christian values.

While the Israelites were in the wilderness, a man was found gathering wood on the Sabbath day. They brought him to Moses who declared that he must be put to death. Imagine being so depraved as to gather sticks!! - Numbers 15:32-36

When you say something 100% true that people don’t want to hear, because it makes them feel ashamed for the evil things they have done and will continue to do, instead of changing their mind they just get really, really angry at you for saying the truth. This is why everything is so fucked up.