Using it as a frigging door stop
Cartoon by Clay Jones | Claytoonz
So clever I love it
Ok just woke up and you got me 3x 👏
Treat to meet you!
Looks just like our Silver Lab Blue
Gay hickie
Have an incredible trip!
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." - Groucho Marx
Finding that quote hit me hard. Love that spirit & I want to embrace that.
Here we are the other night in Leeds RS
Incredible typo this morning that will make iPhone history.
Java great day😊
Go for it.
#TrumpTrainWreck
Here's a photo of the late Robert Duvall wearing cue cards on his body so that co-star Marlon Brando could see his lines during the filming of The Godfather.
Clit Shitz
Screenshot of a tweet jokingly naming a band “The Klanberries,” showing a collage of four blonde conservative women commentators and officials in separate headshots side by side.
Well played.
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finally painted the dumbest 3D sculpt i’ve made to date #art
@deadder.bsky.social
The cover for this year’s Anniversary Issue is “Split Screen,” by Barry Blitt. See what’s inside: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/2LMTVb
Cartoon by Chuck Ingwersen/Captain Scratchy. A press conference. Behind the desk, speaking into microphones, a press agent and a shark. Press agent: My client contends he was provoked into eating that swimmer, who kept referring to my client as 'Jaws'. Shark: My name is Trevor!
Today's inspirational message:
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The director of Melania movie
The Boss has spoken!
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“.. He cared about people deeply ..,” said Michael Pretti, Alex’s father. “He thought it was terrible, you know, kidnapping children, just grabbing people off the street. He cared about those people, and he knew it was wrong ..”
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