Chrysostom

The *son of the former leader.

He’s so far gone he’s telling the truth.

Dementia riddled sociopathic buffoon.

Belittling the deaths of US soldiers.
There is no bottom.

He’s very shiny.

That’s the kind of message you see right before ‘…and then I woke up the next day with only one kidney’. 😱

There speaks a man who used to sell special toilets to chaps who claimed their genitals were just too enormous for normal
bathroom fittings.

If brains were gunpowder Markwayne wouldn’t have enough firepower to lift his hat. He’s an idiot.

But the President said it was the Iranians. And he would never lie.

Interestingly I don’t think it gets rid of the bishops.
Too much legal wrangling over the establishment of the Church of England etc.

‘Easier than we thought’
Nearly two hundred schoolgirls are not available for comment.

Remember, this idiot continually expressed surprise at how many countries there were for the first couple of years of his first term.
He was always the dumbest guy in the room (well, except at Thanksgiving) and now the dementia has dissolved even that level of functioning.

‘We took out most of the mines - but we know there are snipers in the woods’

The President appears to have face planted in a bowl of French onion soup.
Sad!

It’s not that big a deal. The hereditaries were reduced to a handful quite a while back. This is just mopping up the few remaining families.

People should use this flattering photo of Hegseth at all times. Including the flattering biographical details that speak so eloquently to his spotless Christian character.

But how many of them could you fit into a dozen shipping containers?

Is there an economic equation that defines a free people willingly voting in a dementia riddled sociopathic thug?

Remember after the Florida school shooting when he said if he’d been there he’d have run into the building unarmed to save the kids?
That.
He’s bigly brave when he’s talking about it.
Damn those bone spurs from stopping him from winning a Medal
of Honor a week in Vietnam.

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Trump right now.

‘Unflattering’ photos. If only the DOD banned people for unflattering hush money payoffs after allegations of sexual assault or rape.

American values are not caring when your own children are regularly massacred in their classrooms. So why would anyone expect anything different when it’s foreign kids being killed?
A society that decided Sandy Hook was a price worth paying so gun nuts could hoard weapons of war is beyond ‘values’.

So now we know who’s getting DHS when Markwayne Mullin inevitably implodes.

At least he spelled your name correctly.

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Burgum strategising global
security policy.

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The President is literally playing chess.

Once again for the slow kids at the back.

The US isn’t investigating. They know the coordinates that were programmed into those missiles. They knew them ten days ago.
There’s no investigation. They know it was the US.
The ‘investigation’ is simply the euphemism for Trump’s refusal to admit responsibility.

You’re speaking as a man who has read a book or two.
Now try thinking like a guy who’s never read anything in the last seventy years longer than Miss February’s centrefold.
Makes quite the difference.

No-one knows what magnets are. So possibly.