"statement, opinion: you are still our favorite"
"statement, opinion: you are still our favorite"
"why are you a
that
when we are just a normal laptop: question"
"nice"
"statement: you are still top whatever-it-is-you-just-said"
"is that coffee"
(Came a voice.)
(Its easy as anything- and soon, they're both at the top.)
"answer:
...
....yes"
(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.)
"hi"
"statement: hello 'your-name-here'"
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
(The small laptop on wheels is struggling to get up a slope, wheels spinning in place.)
do 'not swear
"statement: woah"
(Back to silence.)
(...
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
(It had wheels...)
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
"yahoo maybe perhaps
statement"
"can we see it
question"
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee
question"
"giant robot: question"
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
"statement: yay
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
"
queen
"
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
"we do not get to use discs often"