Having kids means I listen to the monster mash a lot more than I ever expected to, especially outside of October. Turns out it slaps all year long.
Having kids means I listen to the monster mash a lot more than I ever expected to, especially outside of October. Turns out it slaps all year long.
Ultra progressive drag queen Lefty Lucy
(Yes I post about once a year and had to rush this out of my brain)
Thank you for the reminder for the vinyl!
Living dangerously (taking my 4 year old to Costco on a weekend)
You know I get down with some Mario Picross.
Canβt wait to fight you in person for this one.
π΅ that started it, and π΄ cemented thing for me.
Lady Gagaβs out here looking like the lost member of Die Antwoord in whatever music video/mastercard commercial this is.
Thereβs already 6 seasons?!
One time I asked our kids babysitter if she knew about icing, and Iβll never forget the silence that followed.
Is this a squarespace ad?
They were so busy thinking about whether or not they could, they didnβt stop to think about whether or not they should. (This is about recasting Vanderpunp Rules)
KALYNA THE CUTTHROATβmy fantasy novel about dark magic and mutual aidβis out today from @erewhonbooks.bsky.social!
This was an exhausting and rewarding book to write, and I hope you enjoy it
www.kensingtonbooks.com/978164566090...
What a night to bench Zach Ertz (are we doing fantasy football talk here?)
Tremendous!
Chris Jerichoβs equivalent in the Real Housewives universe is Bethenny Frankel, and yes, matching wrestlers to their Housewives/Bravo equals is something I think about often, thank you.
Now if I sit in a chair wrong my hip hurts.
I did my one pro wrestling class at 34, and the next day I woke up the most sore Iβve ever been.
DDP was 35 when he started!
The Hart Family Dungeon and Dragons
Storm King of the Ringβs Thunder
Out of the Abyss (but itβs the TNA Abyss)
Iβve been sleeping like a baby all week (waking up screaming every few hours).
I know in my heart that if they could have spent time together, Marshawn Lynch and Elaine Stritch would be such good friends.
Parenting is carefully building a foam block town at your 2 year oldβs request, only for them to knock it over and run away screaming βyouβre not in charge!β and then they come back to hug you but step on your balls.
Is it possible to bake a cubic foot of focaccia? Have we tested the science on this yet?
On the one hand, Iβm thrilled that thereβs a new Ms. Rachel video for my kids to watch.
On the other hand, she has Blippi in this video, which means that this will be the only thing played in my house for at least 3 weeks.
Me: Ozzy, are you just pouring juice into your mouth and then putting it back in the bottle?
Ozzy: Yes.
Me: Youβre supposed to drink it.
Ozzy: Oh.
This beer is a sin.
Yeah, Iβll be there in a bit. Just waiting for the trash train to cross the tracks (this is a real train blocking my way to the liquor store where I buy my little chocolate treats).
Should this be the platform where I post my Real Housewives takes?
I donβt want a downtown with shopping and dining, I just want a