Bob Dunkin

i sell affordable japanese savory pancakes

thats right—economiyaki

That number seems...implausible. Just logistically, discounting all the extra security measures.

A course on how to set the parking brakes on carrier jets might be good too!

It's unfair to actual clowns...
Especially considering they're smarter than these guys, and would know the consequences of these actions.
Plus, they have years of dealing with petulant children...

'Averages' had to be created somehow, and God hadn't invented numbers yet. He was working with what he had and it kinda spiralled out of control...

the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show

READ A BOOK.

You know I can remember a high school global studies teacher pointing out the Strait of Hormuz on a map and explaining why it was so important and how easy it would be to close off and it just astonishes me that my 9th grade teacher put more thought into this shit than our current government.

OR...do a mini-series for Year One. Say maybe 4 - 6 episodes.
There's a great time slot available for it that makes PERFECT sense...right after the SNW six episode season 5!

KFC delivery...

If the RCMP have the Musical Ride, MPs should have Musical Chairs!

I love how the Star Trek TNG pilot is like this richly imaginative piece of science fiction with interplanetary politics, interesting characters, a trickster god, giant alien jellyfish, philosophy, a dash of fan service...

And then the next episode is “Data fucks”

At the rate his timeline keeps changing, in a few days he'll be saying Iran attacked 4 weeks ago...

How? He hasn't heard the statement, and doesn't know what you're talking about! /s

but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space

Ok

I lied 🤥😉😂😂

Last one now

GOODNIGHT 😴

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Silly size for that ABV...but once you're into the 7 - 10% range...it's a good size.

Moorhead vs. Minnetonka: Live Score Updates of Minnesota High School Boys Hockey State Tournament Championship ST. PAUL, Minn. — The No. 1 Minnetonka Skippers (26-2-2) play the No. 2 Moorhead Spuds (26-3-1) in the MSHSL boys hockey state tournament Class 2A championship

Damn, the Moorhead Spuds (small town up north, nickname due to potato farming) came from 3-0 down to beat the Minnetonka Skippers (wealthy metro suburb, nickname due to lake with lots of big fancy boats)

Put another way, potatoes > yachts

About 20 minutes after the next journalist is 'accidentally' added to their secret groupchat...

The alt text!

They've adopted it where it matters most in America: Guns and Pharmaceuticals!
Of course, they DIDN'T make allowances for it on that failed Mars mission...

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Had it out with my neighbour. The subtle racism was one thing...the overt racism tonight. Yup. Called him on it. HE's pissed off that I walked out the door...yelled from the porch. Honestly, don't care right now...
It's his history keeping him from getting a job...not immigrants.

Given the area...I'm guessing in/out just before thunderstorm...

Michigan: Tornado kills 3 as severe weather impacts U.S. Three people have been killed and three were taken to a hospital after an apparent tornado hit a Michigan town on Friday, authorities said.

3 dead in Michigan after an apparent tornado rips through the state

Working under the pseudonym "Al Peno" ...

Coffee, straight out of my nose.