RoastBeefSlim | Microplastics Eater

It whipped. Ignore the messy plating I don’t want to dirty more plates than needed.

Hitting my manager with the 🤨 reaction when she says to have a good weekend. Love the energy that guy conveys.

@tableandlegs.bsky.social I remember what I was doing this weekend. I was going to turn this post into a reality. Stay tuned.

Why are the meatballs on a meatball sub ball shaped. They should be McRib shaped for the following reasons:

1. Better structural integrity
2. Easier to eat
3. Consistent eating experience

Thinking about a great interaction I had on Talishar when testing Sage. Sorry, no screencap, couldn’t go back and get it.

*After Opp salty run back*

Opp (Lyath): Dude your hands are so sculpted.

Me (Fai): IDK man this is literally the precon.

#fabtcg

One of the small joys in life for someone that is always cold is the space heater in the bathroom when I need to use tha can.

Those “which seat are you picking?” Images are so dumb. I’m taking the aisle seat on a plane every time I get the option.

I’m gonna have to piss at least once and I don’t want to disturb the people I’m next to.

The most important quality of a TCG player is their vibes. If they’re off no one will want to play with you and you won’t get better.

Good vibes and people will want to actually talk to you and talk about the game.

If you are wondering why people walk away from you, think about this post.

I’ve seen people complaining about the power level of the Sage decks because “they said ‘you could win an event with these decks’”

Have y’all literally never seen marketing? If they’d instead said “They’re good enough and you don’t need to dig through bulk.”

You’d still complain.

#FaBTCG

Dog don’t you work for the city? Don’t taxes literally pay your wages?

But also like why do you gotta pay taxes? Just so you can pay yourself?

Makes u think 🤔

Little Cesar’s so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty.

I’m not sorry, and I won’t stop making fun of people that don’t eat the crust of pizza. Little babies.

I got my invite yesterday on Cindra lol playing Gravy today #FaBTCG

Nooo. People were supposed to keep saying Cindra was bad and not respect her for Columbus…

Why does god give his weakest soldiers (me) his toughest battles? (Crazy style stomach pain)

My #FaBTCG 2025 Recap:

Traveled to: Memphis, Kansas City, Vegas, Singapore, Philly

- Top 8’d 1 BH (Kansas City)
- Day 2 of Worlds
- Day 2 Singapore Calling
- Won 2 RTNs
- Won 2 PQs

Played a lot of Cindra, Gravy (Locally), Aurora, and Zen (LL).

Yall ever think it’s crazy that IBS is short for I Be Shittin?

I’m only going to get to play in 2-3 RTNs this season with Columbus in the middle, so I’m really thinking hard on what I should commit to playing.

Been seeing a lot of volatility around the BnR. As a long time Draconic Ninja gamer, I don’t think this ban is as bad as people are dooming on.

Going into PQ season I’d been debating on learning a new deck, I really want to learn Gravy.

But out of spite I want to get an invite on Cindra.

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are incapable of regularly winning your local armory, you probably aren’t making day 2 of a Calling+ event or top 8 of a BH.

I’m just saying that FaB BlueSky needs some real unhinged MFs.

Like the type that ain’t out here saying anything offensive. Just some real off the wall shit.

If I need to be that guy, I’ll pick up the gauntlet.

#FaBTCG BlueSky is Super Weenie Hut Jr.

#fabtcg #fabphilly

So true bestie ❤️

0-2 today. Game got hands.

5-3 into Day 2 of Worlds. This game is EZ. #FaBTCG

If I’m playing a game and it has one of those 8 panel slider puzzles that need re-arranged I will stop playing.

The Elmwood Park sign goes hard as hell.

Stealing this image as a reaction image.

Me 364 days a year: Man, fuck daylight savings.

Me 1 day a year: Maybe I was being too hard on it, they kinda cooked with it.