Pup Gettz 🔜 ur 🛏️❓

Maybe it was a particularly masc gay with his emotional support lesbian? 🤔

Puppy has been practicing his “Sit”
What do we think?

I was just thinking this looks like a Jacked Gymbro Himbo Drone Dog I know, and it is you!!!

It is far too cold to be up and about. Puppy should be balled up under blankets, snuggling

Sending good vibes to everyone begrudgingly getting out of bed today.
Where did the weekend go?

Anyway, cage!

😡🤬😤
Hurry up scientists!!
It’s weird having a friend you’ve never met. Just go make a bajillion dollar movie and come to Aus!!!!

I’ve had a friend boasting how he beat it. I need to know if I can too! Please puppy, I’ll do anything for a turn 😉😋😅

I think most people live at home, home is where you live 😋

Just put them in the dishwasher 😝

Mr Yeen looks so adept in the kitchen! Can you help stuff my turkey?

Be a good boy and shake your big beautiful muscly ass, and keep shaking till a tail grows for us

Be a good boy and flex for us all

One of my fav vids of myself I’ve taken, I want to recreate it. Wanna help?

Aaahhh!! I forgot to mention that this photo was taken by the amazingly talented, multifaceted, and handsome artist @sydropetop.bsky.social

Everyone is a sucker for puppy dog eyes, let’s see yours! 🐶🥺

Jerking off: HIIT

Jerking someone else off: Cardio

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

In these trying times, may I present ✨hole✨

The best jokes are 😂

Going through my photos and found this one I was quite proud of 😇
Tell me, if you were here, what’s happening?

Is this an offer for help? Quick! Grab the bolt cutters!

A low angle photo of a caged pup holding a knotted dildo on their crotch, a red light in the background and their arm up showing their armpit

Who wants a go? The line starts down the hall.🐶🔒
DM’s always open 😉

Oh No!! I'm locked up at home, sitting here working away like a lil Service Puppy.
I hope no one starts teasing me 😩🔒🐶

I want 😍
Pretty please? 🤤

If you want porn on this app, you gotta do this first 😋
I had to do it on PC, your mileage may vary

Such a beautiful angle. Love being able to see the cage peaking over your balls