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College football by day. Timberwolves by night. Dive bar by day and by night. College football/NBA/WNBA/March Madness betting for Covers: https://www.covers.com/writers/douglas-farmer

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Which NBA Star Is Most Likely to Break Wilt’s 100-Point Record? The NBA’s recent surge of spectacular scoring efforts made us wonder: Is Wilt Chamberlain’s single-game record breakable? And if so, by whom?

A couple years ago I broke down which NBA player was most likely to challenge Wilt's 100-point game. Bam didn't even make my preliminary list of 50 candidates.

What an outrageous performance.

11.03.2026 02:12 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2

I think it is closer to 60.
A bit disingenuous to actually tally it now, but I would have bet on Malik Beasley scoring 82 before I bet on Bam Adebayo.

11.03.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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thinking about the time a dispensary saw the helicopter crash and said fire up the discounts for the rest of the day

11.03.2026 02:13 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Post on threads from A’ja:

Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🤭

Post on threads from A’ja: Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🤭

As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear A’ja Wilson.

11.03.2026 01:58 👍 274 🔁 122 💬 0 📌 24

It is FUNERAL HOME in here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

11.03.2026 02:09 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

11.03.2026 02:08 👍 72 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

The energy about to be spent complaining about Bam's last dozen or so points could solve our gas crisis.

11.03.2026 02:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty

it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you

11.03.2026 01:03 👍 1787 🔁 279 💬 30 📌 15

Bam Adebayo's jersey is so soaked in sweat, it is a different color than the rest of the Heat.

11.03.2026 01:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know what?
I would watch.

11.03.2026 01:25 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Incredible stuff on the timeline

11.03.2026 00:24 👍 560 🔁 85 💬 6 📌 0

*eyes emoji*

11.03.2026 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unexpected sign of health: Just canceled my every-other-month delivery of 216 pieces of 100 mg caffeinated gum.

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We can be heroes for just one day.” -The Wallflowers

10.03.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not all heroes wear capes.
Though he might be, for all we know.

10.03.2026 19:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The last good video game.

10.03.2026 19:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

btw after the game (the Czech bullpen did NOT hold up after Satoria came out of the game) the crowd and both teams gave Satoria another big ovation

10.03.2026 17:23 👍 153 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

For about a decade, Notre Dame men's basketball wore its "piss yellow" gold uniforms no more than twice a season, just to keep the jersey in the budget despite the program hating that color.

10.03.2026 16:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting to a point where I would not trust a word a CNN employee said to me.
"They sky is blue" would probably mean the sun has gone out.

10.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First true buzzer beater I saw in person.

10.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Atlanta will have its Magic City Night no matter what the NBA says

09.03.2026 23:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Please actively keep us posted on this.

10.03.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That dog saw windowsills as chew toys.
He licked *through* the edges of that brick floor, not actually getting any crumbs but making damn sure he wasn't missing any.
Would chase squirrels so hard he did a backflip at the end of the run he was tied to.

A good dog.

10.03.2026 01:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paladins mentioned is an excuse to bless you with a photo of my childhood dog, Paladin, a 50-pound Boston terrier made entirely of muscle in his prime.

And he was even dumber than he looks.

10.03.2026 01:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Minneapolis skyline

Minneapolis skyline

We are so back.

09.03.2026 23:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember friends, the only good thing Adam Silver has *ever* done is say, "That racist man is racist."
He has ridden his Donald Sterling decision far further than he should have ever been allowed to.

09.02.2026 18:48 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

this is great for magic city btw, they’re gonna be running promos and specials off being banned by the nba

09.03.2026 21:39 👍 129 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 👍 11173 🔁 2498 💬 304 📌 121

I know several ship captains with Master Unlimited licenses who have piloted the largest vessels on the oceans and they are—to the man—the most risk-adverse people on Earth. They are responsible for dozens of lives and hundreds of millions in assets. 0% chance any sail through Hormuz for a while.

09.03.2026 18:23 👍 1458 🔁 229 💬 70 📌 10

The tattoo I will get the day it is done.

09.03.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0