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@nemchocke

Chicago basketball. INFJ. he/him. Occasional WNBA and NCAAW content for Swish Appeal (@swishappeal.bsky.social), SB Nation (@sbnation.bsky.social), and Hashtag Basketball.

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Yeah, that initial statement seemed extremely vague and inconsequential

12.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Paige easily

12.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!

11.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Game is currently airing against Senegal on TruTV and HBO Max. #USABasketball #WNBA #WBB

11.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

under communism we’ll all have holographic charizard first edition

11.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

kobe stans are embarrassing

11.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 10

Absolutely cannot wait to see how good Malonga is in her second WNBA season...whenever that may be.

11.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The attempts to counter argue here are wild. ’Christ was unvaccinated’ is an instant classic.

11.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 924 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 128

Turn the difficulty to rookie and go for a layup every time you touch the ball.

...oh, you meant in real life?

11.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Average Facebook user

11.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know that box score doesn't say 43 free throw attempts...

11.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she's judging you hard

09.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that tomorrow is both the somewhat arbitrary deadline that the WNBA set for getting a CBA agreed without disrupting the schedule, and essentially the start of the World Cup qualifying tournaments (because playing Wednesday in China means late-night Tuesday in the US). Big day.

09.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I say once you vote you should be exempt from seeing these ads until the next election cycle lol

09.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite kind of political ad is the one where they spend so much time telling you how badly someone else sucks that they forget to say who you should vote for instead

09.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

at this point i only know what day it is because it says so on my pill organizer

07.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

he just makes mouth noises until he gets the response he’s looking for and people report them as if they mean something

08.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1564 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1947 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

Create a player in 2k, put all the sliders to 99, and you get Sarah Strong.

08.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Giving up a layup after a made free throw to end the half, Dawn can't be pleased with that

08.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah Strong with a cool 23 points on 9/11 shooting with 7 rebounds, 4 assists, 6 steals, and 3 blocks in 24 minutes. Ridiculous player.

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Starting to think she won't be there at pick #5... πŸ₯΄

08.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow how did they portray me so accurately

08.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[extreme pitbull voice]

mrs. worldwide

08.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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CHAMPS WEEK WILL SOON COME TO AN END πŸ†

Tune in today for the following conference championships:

ACC: Louisville vs Duke - 1pm, ESPN

Big Ten: Iowa vs UCLA - 2:15pm, CBS

SEC: Texas vs South Carolina - 3pm, ESPN

Big 12: WVU vs TCU - 5pm, ESPN

All times ET.

08.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have Latson higher and Barker lower. I like picks 1-7. Not sure what to do with Betts.

08.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, TECHNICALLY,,,

08.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

08.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting closer and closer to that event that still doesn't have a time or date lol

08.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0