Melissa Jensen

“For some reason” is quite the whitewash given her atrociously transphobic history.

Welcome @mark-carney.bsky.social Down Under. Hope you visit Victoria too, including Ballarat. Please enjoy.

Landed in Canberra to meet with Prime Minister @albomp.bsky.social.

This is the first bilateral visit by a Canadian PM to Australia in two decades. In a more uncertain world, we turn to our long-standing partners who share our values and our ambition to build.

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

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Dumpty started a war, to assist American teams a better chance to win the upcoming #MelbourneGrandPrix2026

Do #You want to learn why I am an #Ugle #Pathetic #Loser?
"Melissa's Traumatic Life Part One" is 50% off at $2.49 #USD for one week as part of #Smashwords #ReadAnEbookWeek #Sale
Link in my #Bio

Who would love to join my online book club for $5 AUD?
When 100,000 subscribe by 30th June, 2026, nil payment will be due until 1st July, 2031.
Each subscriber will be eligible to create and develop a character, which will feature in a future title. Acknowledgment and remuneration offered.

One Nations local Farrer candidate can’t even spell Farrer, so not a local!

Melissa's Traumatic Life Part 1 by Melissa A W Seymour | Waterstones Buy Melissa's Traumatic Life Part 1 by Melissa A W Seymour from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.

Do you reside in #UnitedKingdom?
This book is £26.99 including delivery.
If I obtain 100,000 sales, with all purchasers emailing me, I will travel to the #UK to sign copies and host question and answer sessions.
www.waterstones.com/book/melissa...

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Go Cowboys and Dragons this weekend in Las Vegas.
#NRL season opener.
Scumcastle and bullthugs suck.

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MELISSA A W Seymour 25 Million print sales will enable me to establish an accommodation and employment centre for people escaping abuse, whereby the housing will be safe, secure, affordable and long term, as will the emp...

What word or words are rarely seen in my #eBooks?
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It’s a shame we don’t see more corrupt politicians in situations like this.

@AlboMP how about implementing a real federal ICAC with teeth & retrospective powers to investigate, arrest, prosecute and incarcerate???

#Australians
Some blood tests are no longer covered by #Medicare
I was informed today about this, and now I need to pay $240 for four of the tests.

Excited to announce: The March paperback version is now available for $35 USD.
#Australians can purchase from me for $50 AUD per copy, which are signed and include a hand written personalised note.

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Did You Know?
In #Australia, if one holds a valid #ABN, they can bulk purchase groceries cheaper.
My ABN is: Individual/Sole Trader
61902818410
Melissa Alison Wilma Jensen.

I assume dumpty dislikes trans people because some turned him down.

Give them to @therealsarafennic.bsky.social to make the sweetest tasting lemonade.

Complete this sentence: "When life gives you lemons"... 🍋

You can find me on:
X @ FennicSara28058
Insta @ sara.fennic

#swpromo #swozpromo #melbourneescort #escorts #dakotodice #ivysociete #realbabes #roladex

Muslims dont bring hate to Australia, the hate is already here waiting for them.

New release from the Windsor Mint. Get yours now! 😜

Who would love to subscribe to my online book-club?
1st year fees are $1 AUD per subscriber.
If 100,000 subscribers by 9th March, 2026, 2nd year will be $2.50 each.
3rd year onwards, $5 per subscriber.

HAPPY
WINNERS
DAY.

Cover of "Melissa's Traumatic Life, Part One." (S) he waa viciously assaulted at age 16, made infertile, leftto carke it. Forced to partake in male activities. Misunderstood by many, instead of questions being asked. Many secrets revealed. Talk about my first, and only, love, Claire Baire.

Do you reside in #Australia and wanting to be a part owner of a small business, whereby #YOU have a say in daily operations?
250,000 winners only.
$50 AUD per paperback copy, numbered, signed and with a hand written personalised note.
#Candles

News article that reads: Canadian passport holders can travel to China visa-free starting this week

We’re renewing Canada’s relationship with China.

As part of our new strategic partnership, China is granting visa-free travel for Canadians.

We’re launching the Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit this year so more Canadians have more in their bank account.