Every show needs a gorilla. Get me a gorilla in every setting right now. Doesn’t have to be fuckin’ Planet of the Apes lore reasons. JJK has a fucking Panda. Why? Who cares? Now imagine if Panda had a gorilla friend? Boom. Double the fucking gloriousness. Put a gorilla on the Titanic and it’ll floa-
A crazed and feral Vegeta salivating
I am God’s Feral Jester
Forgot to sign out of my YouTube at my friend’s house. I’m not so much worried about them seeing the videos recommended on my home page but like I know she’ll certainly have questions that’s for sure 💀
I helped edit this super cool story of a dude from India who wrote his name on Egyptian tombs 2,000 years ago! 🏺🧪
The whiskey is starting to taste like I should wander into the night. Maybe even to bask in the moonlight and letting the fog consume me in an empty, fallow cornfield
“When has invading Persia ever been a bad idea?” Said every man who was not named Alexander
An insane warlord facing death contemplates invading Persia as his last hurrah and has enormous issues with supply lines, treacherous foreign allies, and rising debts. Is it Phillip II or Donald Trump? Take the quiz!
“How are you not dead?” Mental health intervention, multivitamins, and I’m not dying until I see the One Piece
Every photo of every camera roll
Every clip of every film
Every sentence of every interview
Save them all for when they deny how they weren’t involved
Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:
From Heirs of the Cold War
To the Children of the War on Terror
We all watch the world’s horror
From our phones, near and far
May this be the catalyst for some
In whatever way calls to them
Let the fire in you burn like the Sun
And cast your doubts into oblivion
fell for it again award
Of course they’re calling the attacks on Iran "Operation Epic Fury" because the everyone-is-twelve theory remains undefeated
Huh, I’m having some serious déjà vu
Mercury is in the retro arcade again. I wonder if it is play Ms. PacMan?
Power Word Ope
“Um have are you sure aren’t feeling limer-“ Listen to me you wretched, excuse for a failed abortion, I’m YEARNING. It’s DIFFERENT. I write poetry about it and if it ends in heartbreak, then I get to crashout a bit and be feral so-
MULTIPLE SWEET BABY JESUS
Two things have recently given me hope for the future: Zohran Mamdani being elected mayor of NYC and a new species of Spinosaurus being discovered
A single day felt like I lived a month with her. It’s unreal
Ah it sure is nice to finally put out some of the fires in my life. No need to start anymore right? I mean, there is only 50% chance this other thing could end badly and not THAT bad at math haha so WHY NOT HAVE A LITTLE FUN
Time to let the Good Times Roll
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
doing some research prep for this episode and stumbled upon perhaps the craziest jeff bezo photo ever
“One must imagine Sisyphus as happy” I need to go back in time and force Camus to work retail in 2008 all the way through to today and ask him how happy he is
We need to start cursing men’s bloodlines again. Why did we ever stop?
Maybe we should bring back ostracizing. Every election cycle, the popular vote also gets to determine who is banned from politics for like 20 years or something
I love the more I try to give feedback on apps about not showing me sports gambling ads and it never fucking works across all apps
