von butch

As of today I’m officially on a reset - that’s including my diet, my spending, my work ethic and my exercise regime. The countdown to 32 is on 😭

ugh i went the other way 😭😫

currently experiencing social paralysis, brb

u know what, if I don’t ever get big bc I’m not begging it on main I’ll be okay with that. the way some of u lot move is beyond

sorry instagram but a 7500 follow limit is not enough

Yes

Do I have one more blowout before committing to this diet?

people posting their fits unprompted - who asked?

Planning the type of glow up where everyone is dying to ask “have you lost weight” but they can’t bc this is now problematic

mixing in key? we don’t know her, we don’t want to know her (genuine)

okay it’s been too long in the thyroid trenches, I’m ready for my glow up now

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team can you add a save draft option pls, thank you

party people can I get a hell yeah (a booking)

hiding away bc broke but broke bc hiding away

Tfw you wanna go out but you’re aging so you don’t actually

filling the void in my life emailing random brands via their "contact us" web forms

ignoring everyone and everything this week

The level of unhinged cat lady I am giving at the gym rn

what a sorry state of affairs

this has been a week

There is a special place in hell for people that play videos out loud on their phone on public transport

5 days in the office working week when the world is falling to pieces is really taking its toll

Recklessly drinking a whole milk coffee at the caff (not cafe) as if my intestines won’t scream at me for the rest of the day 🤰🏻

too tired to party, too salty to stay home (I’m staying home)

nothing feels real WOO

Ur a true pioneer 🫡

daily update - I am using skincare that so isn’t right for me and makes me look clapped bc it was expensive and I don’t want to waste it (sigh)

My new year doesn’t start til Feb, I’m not holding myself accountable til then

/ I’ve just been lazy

New 2025 HARD out - the term “neurospicy” 🤢