Who says no?
11.03.2026 01:26
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Who says no?
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
This was good for ~ + 25 handles in S&P’s. But it’s a one and done.
House district 14 special election showing Shawn Harris (D) with 43% of the vote to Clayton Fuller’s (R) 32.6%
Only half the votes are in and this is an extremely Republican district (home to MTG), but 👀
WHAT
Same staffer who posted the Obama ape video
Brb clearing the Straight of Hormuz of mines
Fed’s gotta hike
Summing up Iran news today, I think.
- US/Israel strikes continue
- Iran doesn't want talks, still firing on neighbors
- US asked Israel to stop hitting Iranian energy infra
- US claimed to be escorting tankers
- oops no it isn't
- Mines in the water
- ~80-90% of Iran mine laying capacity intact
In which the most powerful person on the planet chases his own tail. Brutal.
Step one: short oil futures
Step two: have the freaking US Secretary of Energy tweet the U.S. successfully escorted a tanker through the Straight of Hormuz
Step three: Profit
Step four: Delete tweet
U.S. INTEL SEES SIGNS IRAN MAY BE PREPARING TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE – CBS REPORTER
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It was about the friends we made along the way
$SNDK + 💯 from yesterday’s low
Out today. I see semi’s good, software bad is back with a vengeance
Exactly he’s been saying it and now doing for a week. Which is in line with entire presidency.
Not to mention he was the radio host of “House Talk” !
I can’t with these clowns pretending up is down. Hey Pete how much oil is currently flowing through the Straight of Hormuz?
This time it will work! Seriously wtf.
Ackman is trying to float an IPO again.
Good morning
Q: "You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a Tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school…but you're the only person in your government saying this…Why are you the only person saying this?"
Trump: "Because I just don't know enough about it."
Elon is going to launch from self driving cars in space
And yet
TL;dr Trump said a bunch of shit
caveat emptor
raining TACO's again
hard to overstate how broken it all is if Crude can trade $81 -$119.40 in a day
SCOOP from @knibbs.bsky.social: Bluesky CEO Jay Graber is stepping down.
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