Surviving ♥️💜💙

Forcing shits only leads to hemorrhoids. Good call

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying oh , wow . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying oh , wow .

I used to think that girls hair grew faster than boys.

Where were you when you saw Mike Tyson’s ass on Netflix?

It feels a lot better being yourself when you don’t have a dumbass in your ear telling you to be someone else.

I’m at Arkum Asylum straight up jokering it #thejokerisme

I’m constantly reminded that you can be inspired by a person in two ways, they are so good that you want to be like them, or they suck so much you want to be better than them. Any way fuck @elonmusk