The War Llama

I felt the same when the news about Walliams broke.

What did you do to Al? Did you put down a pint on the bar without a coaster or something?

FUCK YOU, JO. FUCK YOU LAUGHING AT MY GENERATIONAL TRAUMA.

How's the neurodivergence comin' along there, frendo? *fist-bump*

Damn. Some people get all the luck.

Keith Chegwin. Never interacted with him and I'll never know why! For some reason it still gets under my skin. Who the fuck gets blocked by Cheggers?!

Oh, great. Now that's all I'll hear! 😂😂😂

I love your expression in this photo! Schoolboy mischievousness!

Guybrush has had a goatee, but never a luxurious, thick 'stache. Now that I think about it, that's a crime.

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Yes, this is probably the worst atrocity Labour have presided over. 🙄

Not only would I be happy to replace Churchill on fivers with a badger, I'd replace the Churchill statue in Parliament Square with a big bronze badger AND I'd replace Ed Davey with an ACTUAL badger coz it'd probably vote in less austerity.

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Oldskool b3ta would be having a field day with that photo

How embarrassing. There's a typo in his surname.

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Huh. I'd forgotten that we'd also met him in our first incarnation. I'm surprised he didn't recognise me.

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Seems bitter, doesn't she?

How many times are you idiots going to try to use this pathetic non-story as a gotcha?

Meanwhile, Starmer is complicit in genocide, Farage is a literal Russian asset, Badenoch is a literal psychopath and Davey… is also a party leader, I guess?

The year is 2035, a man sits with his boy

Son: Dad, did you fight in a war?

Man: I did, son. The noblest war. The Culture War.

Son: And that’s why we don’t have pronouns now?

Man: That’s right.

Son: And why mum left?

Man: I WAS ON A MISSION REVIEW-BOMBING VIDEOGAMES IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT

It's funny because the man is imagining the son in his despair.

In reality, his trans daughter left with her mother and they curse his name to this day. Her therapist is helping.

Meanwhile, the man rage-posts from the bog about the male loneliness epidemic and how Stalin was woke.

"Quiet fury" was the best term ever to be used to describe Pratchett's political stance. Night Watch has that in spades.

WHERE NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG!

(I am joking about characters, before anybody anally points out that Ryan Reynolds cannot join a UK political party.)

And where Peter leads, Deadpool can't be far behind. Just sayin'.

You have reminded me that I am old and I hate you for it.