Ed Mortimer

More like 2:1. How can there be so many coaches? I can only assume many of them are simply coaching one another.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

@quantick.bsky.social
Oh, David, is anything exciting and important happening today??
Come on! Do it! The world is waiting....

Good, visually stunning, but too long.
Here endeth my review.

Is something happening? If only somebody would do a countdown...

"I just got my film processed..."
The good old days are back, finally. The thing that extended your holiday, the sense of anticipation. People used to take care when using a camera, not just point aimlessly and press the button a few times assuming that at least one picture would be ok.

I ate it. Swordfish tikka, a mutton curry, naan, dhal, pistachio kulfi...use your imagination. Oh, and a nonkfish curry and rice. Not all for me.
Sorry, I don't hold with stopping to take pictures. When a man is hungry...

Excellent lunch set menu at #Babur, London #SE23 today. Use it or lose it, good people of southeast London - it's a gem in our midst.

'Not staying in Bilbao.'

So yeah, the juniper is fine for a long time yet.

When my mum moved house in 1998, I helped her clear out her larder. The compromise we agreed on was that I could unilaterally throw out any items showing pre-decimal prices.

Yeah, bigly

Oh, you jazzy boys... What are you like?

Mannheim Centre for Criminology | Event about police and policing in London This afternoon event draws together new research about police and policing in London, and reflects on whether intervening efforts to strengthen public trust have delivered.

Police and People in London: Whar’s changed in 40 years? Do come along to this event at the LSE on Friday www.lse.ac.uk/social-polic...

Is it wrong to admit that I love this misry, gloomy weather?
Don't misunderstand, I'd probably prefer a continuation of recent Spring-like days. But for atmosphere, you can't beat the early March fog. Spy writers live for these days.

It's not 'Can I get...?', it's 'Please may I have...?'

No service for non-compliers.

To the sneezy man on the bus...

Wafting your phone in front of your face every time you sneeze is not an effective way of limiting the spread of your germs. To say nothing of what it must be doing to the phone screen.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

But I'm playing a Grateful Dead cd and I don't like it very much so I'll keep the volume low all the same thank you very much .

And Everybody's Happy Nowadays has one of the all-time great B sides Why Can't I Touch It? A song that lesser bands would legitimately consider a career pinnacle; Buzzcocks stuck it on a flip side.

Isn’t it about time FIFA asked for their peace prize back?

I was going to comment on the bug scratch on your watch and then l realised it was on my phone screen.
#SAD

Yeah, like carrying a phone and a camera and a diary and an address book and a calculator. Star Trek was meant to be the future.

I went to Hull this week and I assure you there ain't no sunshine on Hull. It would need to be a sci-fi fantasy musical to get away with a sunny Kingston vibe.

Anyway, what's happening with the Epsten fikes?

He's like Father Ted in the ladies' smalls department. But without the charm.

Hence the inverted commas

Apart from that well known "political scientist", Matt Goodwin, obviously.

It's patchy. Go on, admit it...

I'll sell my copy for £225, complete with pencil annotations of the minor error of Byrds release dates. If i can find it. But £225 would make me go into the loft, for sure.