“Have you heard the boogie is for real?”
- A Jamiroquai’s Witness
22.12.2025 20:44
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“Have you heard the boogie is for real?”
- A Jamiroquai’s Witness
I wonder if we are ever going to find out what happened to the rest of the Turnbow family or if they are going to be in a Benzo trip in a barn for the rest of the series. #strangerthings
Whenever we went out to eat when I was a kid, servers would tell my dad, “Your money is no good here."
I used to think that meant my dad was a big deal until he went to prison for counterfeiting.
THIS SATURDAY! 5PM! I’m performing with a great lineup on How Was It? at QED! Hosted by @mattstorrs.bsky.social! $5 tickets! See you at the show!
Since the Cubs lost, Chicagoans have nothing left to keep them going except looking out for their neighbors. Doesn't look good for ICE
I love this image.
If you don’t pay a guy who isn’t tall and who cooks in a restaurant you short a short short order cook.
One good thing about the impending government shutdown is I'll have way more time to restore the sword I found on the street.
What the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City can teach us about different warload leadership styles
Have you ever wanted to see who would win in a fight: Wallace Shawn or Todd Barry? Then the movie Vamps is for you.
What I love about the movie Vamps is that it feels like a bunch of actors who live in the same Manhattan high-rise all got together to make a movie.
I’m convinced the “Live in Ohio” ads from 2022 were a direct result of the bad press created by Meredith’s husband to Ohio’s reputation during The Real Housewives of SLC
Polycules are like multilevel marketing schemes. If I'm invited to join, it means they're about to collapse, and a Netflix documentary is forthcoming.
The Dremel tool really helped me remove rust from the sword I found on the street
Even Snakes need a good lawyer
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
I will not stand for this Snuggie slander in Alien Earth
A text I just sent:
I wanted to see if you might have a dremel tool or sander that I might be able to borrow to better clean the rusty street sword I found.
Burning the flag is the best way to dispose of it
Oh hey!
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Featuring:
David Lawson
@mattstorrs.bsky.social
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Wilson McDermut
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If you could pick 3 movies to make the worst movie marathon what would you choose? Mine are:
1. Highlander 2: The Quickening
2. Pride & Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy
3. Megalopolis
What are yours?
My new go-to excuse for being late is “Sorry, I was learning close-up magic.”
With the NFL cracking down on smelling salts, this is an embarrassing time to think poppers and smelling salts are the same thing.
I seriously thought they were doing poppers on the sidelines.
The person that came up with the phrase “it's the thought that counts” definitely had ADHD.
Some comedians like to do shows on the road. Me, I like to go on the road so long as it’s the same weekend as a craft fair that's within driving distance.
A lot of you didn't get to have amoxicillin in bubblegum flavor and it shows.
Remember, anyone who tells you that “there's more than one way to skin a cat” has skinned at LEAST two cats. They are not to be trusted.
The real villain in Gotham is inaccessibility.
We have hundreds of former henchmen with serious lasting injuries.
We need a need more ramps not more Batman lamps!
The best part of Superman was how many men tried to hold the door open for others afterwards.
If the White House is highlighting how they use ICE to arrest all these immigrants that abused children, maybe we should let ICE handle the Epstein investigation.
