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@mreschatologist

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable

11.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 651 ๐Ÿ” 116 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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โ€˜One Pieceโ€™ Producers Tomorrow Studios to Adapt โ€˜Samurai Champlooโ€™ Live-Action With Creator Shinichirล Watanabe variety.com/2026/tv/news...

10.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 219 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

I will say calling an episode that covers chapters 96-100 of a manga currently on its 1176th chapter "The Beginning of the End" is a great bit of trolling.

10.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Season 2 of One Piece is up on Netflix today and man, these are some American-ass episode titles.

10.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm sending Jared in with a lot of flags. I've seen him running powerful, computer simulations I know he's gonna do a great job."

10.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breaking out this Jules Feiffer comic from 1988, about the time the US shot down an Iranian civilian airliner and how the DC villager class reacted.

10.03.2026 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only

10.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Calling this line from McCarthy a "clunky" "mistake" based on "aversion to punctuation" ayfk, did an AI write this (probably)

10.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 395 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
Screenshot of four different jobs from the NY Mag feature about what people make in NYC:
"Home Health Aide
$23,000
I've been a home health aide for ten years. My main patient last year was in Brooklyn. I spent most of my time taking care of her. I worked two days a week, and I was being paid for 13 hours of work each day - my agency, Loyal Home Care, budgets eight hours of sleep and three hours for mealtimes into our wages. But I was basically working 24 hours a day. She was active, and I was worried she would fall, so I would watch her all day and night. This is a pretty common experience for health aides. The agency can deny our overtime, but you can't deny a patient. When they say, "Oh, I need a drink of water; I need to use the bathroom," how could you possibly say "no" to them?
Bronx Day-Care Worker
$31,000
$16,600 from day-care profits
$14,400 from trainings and consulting
Last year, I lost a lot of kids. I live in the Bronx, and a bunch of families in my neighborhood lost their child-care vouchers. We're talking about people who make as much as I do; most of the moms I work with are home health aides. They can't afford full-time child care. If I have 16 kids, I can pay myself for 40 hours of work. But last year, I didn't, and obviously I'm still doing the same amount of work. I've been running the day care out of my home for more than seven years. It's a profession I entered out of necessity and have stayed in out of passion. I pay for everything - food, cleaning supplies, toys - and we have to meet the same requirements as a large company in terms of paying for liability insurance, which can feel pointless in this industry. I mean, if something happens to one of my children, I lose my license. End of story."

Screenshot of four different jobs from the NY Mag feature about what people make in NYC: "Home Health Aide $23,000 I've been a home health aide for ten years. My main patient last year was in Brooklyn. I spent most of my time taking care of her. I worked two days a week, and I was being paid for 13 hours of work each day - my agency, Loyal Home Care, budgets eight hours of sleep and three hours for mealtimes into our wages. But I was basically working 24 hours a day. She was active, and I was worried she would fall, so I would watch her all day and night. This is a pretty common experience for health aides. The agency can deny our overtime, but you can't deny a patient. When they say, "Oh, I need a drink of water; I need to use the bathroom," how could you possibly say "no" to them? Bronx Day-Care Worker $31,000 $16,600 from day-care profits $14,400 from trainings and consulting Last year, I lost a lot of kids. I live in the Bronx, and a bunch of families in my neighborhood lost their child-care vouchers. We're talking about people who make as much as I do; most of the moms I work with are home health aides. They can't afford full-time child care. If I have 16 kids, I can pay myself for 40 hours of work. But last year, I didn't, and obviously I'm still doing the same amount of work. I've been running the day care out of my home for more than seven years. It's a profession I entered out of necessity and have stayed in out of passion. I pay for everything - food, cleaning supplies, toys - and we have to meet the same requirements as a large company in terms of paying for liability insurance, which can feel pointless in this industry. I mean, if something happens to one of my children, I lose my license. End of story."

It's all so clear

09.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1323 ๐Ÿ” 349 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

What's the world come to when people can't just enjoy a cropped "anal" inserted into a headline

09.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Kaiyodo Capsule Q Museum: Sato Kunio's Animals, Companion 2" 
 Lineup: <1> Rabbit <2> Panda <3> Penguin <4> Hippopotamus <5> Cat & Frog 
 Manufacturer: Kaiyodo 
 Scheduled for release in November 2022 
 Purchase the 400 yen capsule here (Rakuten)

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"Kaiyodo Capsule Q Museum: Sato Kunio's Animals and Their Companions 2" is on sale again.
#ใ‚ฌใƒใƒฃใƒใƒณ #gachapon

09.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

what about gaming badness or are we being overlooked AGAIN

09.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the episodes that pulled from Strange Days and Infinite Jest were both bangers, I recall

09.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like a screenshot from a hi-larious SNL parody your coworker can't wait to show you Monday morning

08.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?

07.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1767 ๐Ÿ” 477 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

I never should have doubted Sir Keir's masterful ability to find a solution that makes the most people the most angry while being useless to everyone involved.

07.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh you believe in Evolution and not the holy word of God? Well then explain every interstitial species between human and the first living organism. Explain, in detail, how life came to be on this planet if God hadn't created it. Unless you can, you have to admit the truth of Genesis."

07.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see someone else remembers H.E.A.T from the late 90s

07.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jhonen Vasquez's Sgt. Frog

07.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gail Simone's Cat's Eye/City Hunter

07.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todd McFarlane's Devilman

07.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
episode 016

episode 016

06.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 128 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

We're HopePunking all through 2026 baby!

06.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, sorry, you can't convince me a whiny youtuber named Jessie Gender isn't a right-wing psyop

06.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, totally, I'm sure Mike the sales rep and his wife Brenda the multi-level marketer have some really well-thought-out questions about mRNA

06.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

04.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4263 ๐Ÿ” 1475 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Kanae makes a sportsball reference #FullMetalDaemonMuramasa

06.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't seem wrong to hold a politician's demonstrated lack of good judgement (getting a Nazi tattoo, marrying Kimberly Guilfoyle) against them!

05.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0