✨She’s Got Moxie✨

B - “There’s no other Ian”
B - “Well yes there are many but no other my Ian”
I - “Well yeah I have the most nipples”

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Buzzed and reading the hunger games from Peeta’s POV fanfic while listening to a millennial angst mix. I’ve reached peak dissociation.

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Anyone else have a fucked up sleep schedule? I’m in bed before midnight and still awake until at least 4. My husband, however, falls asleep in minutes.

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Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.

Democrats should not vote on a single Trump cabinet nominee until this federal assistance freeze is rescinded.

Do not let up.

Solution for all those top sheets banished to the back of the linen closet. Send them to MAGA. They deserve to have window treatments too.

Sunday scaries treated with snuggles and bubbles.

Grilled pb&j on sourdough is my current favorite snack

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Spending Xmas hunkered down with the hubs and pups watching X Files for the first time.

Alcohol. From both sanitizing everything and seeping out of our pores after numbing ourselves to reality.

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To be fair… democracy here is more like the quaalude scene in Wolf of Wall Street

Sometimes you gotta work from bed. #WFH

Fellow millennials, if you ever experienced joy playing Rollercoaster Tycoon in your youth on the family computer, you need to play Parkitect. This and gummies/THC drinks are 2 vital keys to my sanity the last month.

JackJack loves the weekend!

That’s what I call them!

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If you work in corporate america and make something urgent during the time between thanksgiving and the new year, why are you such a sociopath?

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Moxie doesn’t want the holiday break to end. Also, she’s cold.

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Childfree life is top tier. Hubs and I slept in. Had pie for breakfast. Then decided to go back to bed, turned our tv fireplace on and listened to our podcasts while snuggling puppies and eventually taking a 2 hour nap. This is just a typical Sunday.

We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.