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Like my father before me, I have on more than one occasion been physically ejected from the corporate offices of the Chicago Cubs baseball club.

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My interest in the WBC, aside from Canada’s games, has been very limited. But Good Lord, Paul Skenes against that Dominican lineup? Sign me up.

14.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Making the Americans sweat is its own little victory.

14.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’ll play, Adam Macko.

14.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So long as it brings down the price of eggs.

13.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Among the many things wrong with American culture is how they bring the entire weight of 400 million people’s unrealistic expectations down onto one person until they’re crushed. You’re either a god among men or an unpatriotic loser, no in-between. The pathology of insatiable ambition.

11.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You wouldn't think a country could find a new way to become deeply unlikeable every day. And yet.

09.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looked good. Don’t know if it’s enough to keep him on the roster all season, but I can see why they grabbed him.

08.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am all in on Addison Barger.

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strait of Mormuz
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Strait 2: Electric Hormuzoo

04.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’d be a real shame if that column were made available to non-subscribers. That would mean anybody could read it.

03.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you will about Cathal Kelly, he makes good enemies.

03.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The rest of Canada giving Toronto grief is our other national pastime. It’s one of the few things we can all agree on.

03.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surgery remains an option.

02.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😬

27.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The more appropriate comp right now for Ricky Tiedemann isn't Nate Pearson, it's Dustin McGowan. Neither is good, mind you.

24.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kirt β€œWhat Is That” Manwaring

19.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JesΓΊs SΓ‘nchez Stats: Statcast, Visuals & Advanced Metrics (2025) Avg Exit Velocity: 91.3, Hard Hit %: 43.4, wOBA: .304, xwOBA: .323, Barrel %: 11.1.

Ok, his 2024 season had plenty of upside: baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-playe...

13.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know why, but Loperfido never seemed to win the Blue Jays’ confidence as a regular. (The .431 BABIP last season maybe was a factor.) Santander’s injury forced this trade. But I don’t see Sanchez as much of an upgrade. I’m having trouble seeing the upside here.

13.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, there was a non-zero chance that a healthy Santander would still be a bust. Still, his track record of production and durability(!) his last three years in Baltimore made me think 2025 was a blip. Instead, that shoulder injury is now looking like a career-ender. Just a lousy turn of events.

10.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are going to miss Bichette way more than they expect.

10.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This puts a ton of pressure on Okamoto. He’s now the only legitimate power bat in that lineup and the closest Vlad will come to having protection behind him. This is going to be a thin lineup and if they can’t string together lots of baserunners again like last year, they could be in real trouble.

10.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I figured Santander had a good shot at a bounce-back season. But now, set to miss most of two consecutive years, it’s reasonable to wonder if he’ll ever play effectively again. A borderline contract when it was signed, now it’s a full-bore disaster. Good thing it’s not my money.

10.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Joey Loperfido, it’s now or never.

10.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that was an excruciating start to the Blue Jays season.

10.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a trigger warning on that photo.

10.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

06.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

I remember saying, when Trump's Cabinet was first sworn in, that nobody concerned me more than RFK Jr. as Director of Health/Human Services and Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence. By this time next week, we'll likely have learned in detail about why the second was true.

05.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's why the good Lord gave us the Colorado Rockies.

05.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are overpays, and then there’s 3/$115M for Framber Valdez.

05.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You beat me to it!

04.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0