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That dog is hit again. That slow.dog is hit again. With his see-through skin. The kind of skin you can see through. He’s shot again. oncewewerebrowncoats.com

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Anyway from my point of view as someone who lives miles away: the choice Mainers have to make is between an elderly governor who refused to protect immigrants from the gestapo, a guy who used to have a Nazi tattoo, and a progressive who only posted her platform this week

It's not a fun choice!!!!

11.03.2026 19:34 👍 120 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
A bale of timothy grass in the cart surrounded by goats nibbling on it.

A bale of timothy grass in the cart surrounded by goats nibbling on it.

Been ranty on here this morning, so here's the goats helping us move some grass to compensate.

11.03.2026 19:16 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Wireless Headphones, Earbuds, Speakers, Accessories - Beats Explore our collection of noise cancelling headphones, wireless earbuds, bluetooth speakers and accessories built for any activity.

My set of Airpods Pro 2 have reached that stage where the ANC often sucks, especially around traffic. But they were great when new. Anyone know which current Beats earbuds are comparable to the AP2 when they were new?

11.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Email screenshot: "Hi,
 
Thank you for reaching out.
 
After careful consideration, we have decided to deactivate Expert Review while we reimagine how to make it more useful for customers and more respectful of the experts whose work it surfaces. The feature will be deactivated starting March 12, 2026.
 
We're sorry, and we appreciate you holding us to a higher standard."

Email screenshot: "Hi, Thank you for reaching out. After careful consideration, we have decided to deactivate Expert Review while we reimagine how to make it more useful for customers and more respectful of the experts whose work it surfaces. The feature will be deactivated starting March 12, 2026. We're sorry, and we appreciate you holding us to a higher standard."

Result! Just received from Grammarly:
"Hi,

Thank you for reaching out.

After careful consideration, we have decided to deactivate Expert Review while we reimagine how to make it more useful for customers and more respectful of the experts whose work it surfaces."
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🧪💙📚 🗃 #academicsky

11.03.2026 18:06 👍 954 🔁 205 💬 35 📌 105
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Paying Attention - Once We Were Browncoats Key to the entire bobblehead theory has been the fact that Nathan had been telling people in the comments on videos that they weren’t paying attention. It led to some...

I’m back to “audio drama”. #Firefly

11.03.2026 18:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ig Nobel prize ceremony set to move from ‘unsafe’ US to Europe indefinitely Issues with visas for attendees has led to the satirical award moving from its home at Harvard University

The organiser of the Ig Nobels awards is taking the prize-giving ceremony to Europe as he says that the US is ‘unsafe for our guests to visit’.

11.03.2026 12:11 👍 25 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 3
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‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart “Zen digesters” rarely fart. “Hydrogen hyperproducers” fart a lot. Scientists are investigating what is typical.

“we took the sensor out of the chamber, and we were like, ‘Screw it. We’re going to try to measure a fart.’” So Hall stuck the device down his own pants and let rip. “And the signal was enormous.”

www.sciencenews.org/article/smar...

11.03.2026 14:50 👍 32 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 7

The cheeses are RUNNING AROUND

11.03.2026 15:55 👍 66 🔁 7 💬 12 📌 3
Ballot Title

CAPTION

Amends Charter: Increases police using 25% of existing Clean Energy Surcharge.

QUESTION

Should Portland plan to increase police staffing to 2.0 officers per 1,000 residents using 25% of Clean Energy Surcharge?

SUMMARY

In 2018, Portland voters imposed 1% Clean Energy Surcharge on large retailers. Surcharge raised approximately $167 million in FY 2024-2025. Revenue from Surcharge is deposited in Portland Clean Energy Community Benefits Fund to support City’s Climate Investment Plan.

If measure approved, amended Charter would:

• Set new policy to fund Police Bureau at level of at least 2.0 sworn officers per 1,000 residents.
• Require 25% of existing Clean Energy Surcharge to go to new Enhanced Community Safety Services Fund. New fund may not be used to reduce general fund support for Police Bureau below preceding fiscal year.
• Require new Enhanced Community Safety Services Fund Commission to adopt plan to recruit, hire, maintain, and support at least 2.0 sworn officers per 1,000 residents by 2030 and beyond. Commission composed of Mayor, Police Chief, City Administrator, police union representative, and one Councilor.
• Allow lawsuits to enforce certain provisions.
• Require regular financial and performance audits.
• Other provisions.

If measure not approved:

• All Clean Energy Surcharge funds used to support City’s Climate Investment Plan.

Ballot Title CAPTION Amends Charter: Increases police using 25% of existing Clean Energy Surcharge. QUESTION Should Portland plan to increase police staffing to 2.0 officers per 1,000 residents using 25% of Clean Energy Surcharge? SUMMARY In 2018, Portland voters imposed 1% Clean Energy Surcharge on large retailers. Surcharge raised approximately $167 million in FY 2024-2025. Revenue from Surcharge is deposited in Portland Clean Energy Community Benefits Fund to support City’s Climate Investment Plan. If measure approved, amended Charter would: • Set new policy to fund Police Bureau at level of at least 2.0 sworn officers per 1,000 residents. • Require 25% of existing Clean Energy Surcharge to go to new Enhanced Community Safety Services Fund. New fund may not be used to reduce general fund support for Police Bureau below preceding fiscal year. • Require new Enhanced Community Safety Services Fund Commission to adopt plan to recruit, hire, maintain, and support at least 2.0 sworn officers per 1,000 residents by 2030 and beyond. Commission composed of Mayor, Police Chief, City Administrator, police union representative, and one Councilor. • Allow lawsuits to enforce certain provisions. • Require regular financial and performance audits. • Other provisions. If measure not approved: • All Clean Energy Surcharge funds used to support City’s Climate Investment Plan.

Here's the ballot title crafted by the City Attorney to describe the Portland Police Association's latest ballot measure effort.

It's hard to decide what the worst part of this initiative is, but the ANSWER to their QUESTION is:

No.

11.03.2026 04:33 👍 45 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 9

At a bus-stop, a teenager tells other teens from her school that her mum takes her on holiday every two weeks. One of them says, ‘Wow.’ There is a pause, and then the teenager says, ‘Ok, it’s actually shared custody but I like to think of it like that.’

11.03.2026 08:28 👍 172 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
11.03.2026 13:10 👍 12700 🔁 3467 💬 82 📌 30

This tends to lead me away from bobbleheads. But not to anything in particular. So now I'm just back to being confused.

11.03.2026 05:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hm. Someone on Reddit said Nathan posting “you guys aren’t paying attention” was specifically in replies to people guessing things he’d already ruled out, and not a general remark. The latter being part of what made people focus on all the head bobbling.

11.03.2026 05:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just how deep into development hellmouth did the #Buffy revival pilot fall, exactly?

11.03.2026 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Appeasing the basilisk.

11.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 10699 🔁 2665 💬 173 📌 51

But I did continue the resumed after five months daily walk, day ten, despite the cold, thanks to a break in the rain.

11.03.2026 01:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm having one of those weeks where I might have to massively expand my mute filters and just live in a bubble where we aren't apparently careening toward the end.

11.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone on r/firefly just asked what animation styles people would be into.

11.03.2026 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're arguing that because Laurie Wimmer was ineffective at influencing the council, it didn't matter that she tried to. The problem is, she succeeded. Her "race baiting" narrative when councilors of color spoke up about disparate treatment has been actively parroted by the ppl she reached out to

10.03.2026 23:58 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

The fact that we’re so far gone that Grammarly not only didn’t see this as a clusterfuck to avoid but *still* thinks that is just unreal.

10.03.2026 23:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa monsoon. #PDXTST

10.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Soon They Will Be Spacemen? - Once We Were Browncoats While I continue to believe it’s bobbleheads, partly because I autistically catastrophize in order to be prepared and partly because when Nathan said we “aren’t paying attention” what else is...

Lol, so what if Nathan was right and we haven’t been paying attention? #Firefly

10.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Time to do Eyes of Wakanda, Marvel Zombies, and Wonder Man.

10.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A little offended Grammarly didn't make a sloppelganger of me

10.03.2026 20:55 👍 1434 🔁 175 💬 28 📌 83

Netflix period ended.

Disney+/Hulu period starting.

10.03.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The mention of in medias res in Charlie Jane’s newsletter made me think of one of my favorite uses, although it might technically be more of a variant.

Mostly because I wonder what other stories might also have used it.

10.03.2026 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mtamblyn.bsky.social Shot you an email because a U.S./UK editions mismatch problem between #Kobo and @libbyapp.com/Overdrive that's years old and everyone just points fingers at each other is still around, unfixed and unresolved. Regardless of which side is the error, you have leverage I don't.

10.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s genuinely bonkers how every billboard in San Francisco is like:

“Zirping your Pingos got you buggin? Yeah, Fnarf’s on that 🤖🦾”

10.03.2026 20:26 👍 105 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 3

‘’why do they hate ai, why won’t they stop calling it the plagiarism machine’

10.03.2026 20:13 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0