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i'm pretty stoked ngl
enough that i bought a resale ticket at double the price and booked the following day off from work, yeah 😋
Those aren't the good minutes. You're not going to forget holding your child or something
we're sitting here at work watching a live feed of a woman eating cheese fries behind a table full of pokemon stuff at a card show in virginia and steffen just typed "lick them fingers 🤤" into the chat
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
The Thing (1951)
and
The Thing (1982)
The marquee would be "It's Just One Goddamned Thing After Another".
(any kind of pain occurs anywhere between my neck and balls)
my ass: hey can I get in on this
are you bootlegging now?
smoking while i'm reading this and slipping into a coma
when you wish upon a star
i hit an arby’s with my car
boooooo
if it wasn't a woman i'd be in the back of a squad car again
i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.
IKR?? the sign disappeared into her folder right in front of me tho.....
a hundred dollar price difference between the sign in front of the product and the scan at the till. and then offering me a ten dollar discount. all i felt then and all i feel now is 😠😡🤬
it was wednesday, pretty sure you already told me on my other account 😁
nothing yet, saving myself for birthday dinner tonight 😁
just cursed out a walmart manager ama
what's up, buttercup?
It takes very little effort, time or political comprehension to make "be a good person and want good things for all others no matter what they look like, believe in, or what their gender may or may not be, and vote or not vote accordingly" be your polestar belief. I'm doing it right now, even.
IT'S TRUE
good morning working from home* today morning
*watching strange new worlds
flames everywhere?
@carl.bsky.social ⬆️⬆️⬆️
A cow in a pasture at night. It is gazing upward, hovering a few feet off the ground within a beam of light.
196/365. The Abduction.
looks like something from ray liotta's girlfriend's apartment in goodfellas hahaha
and it's actually in 90 minutes but thanks! 🥳
missed me by one day. plus i don't drink 😄
I’ll show you the life of the mind. Ope, must have gnawed his way out of his box. Anyone see a little freak run by screaming?