mutt 🪏🕳️

Writing a work email and then checking it for uncapitalized i's.

i almost always have to make a revision...

Shower smelled so strongly of blood this morning. :3

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

A puppy sees the viewer from across the room, an exclamation point above its head

The puppy runs over shouting hey hey hey

The puppy howls hey you cutie!

The puppy smiles with a little heart in a bubble

i told maggie that part of this hair style is because she wrote about tool growing out its hair to make it easier for the pilot to grab and yeah it was all over

i missed having my hair pulled properly.

do fifty feminist rosaries.

Reposting this banger

Jobcucked but never jobfucked.

Really could go for a jobjob right now.

Here is my contribution to leftist theory.

Dogbedcucked.

Like she knows about y'all, she knows about my partners, we brought Malice in when we went last, she asks for updates on what trans rights things to educate her family on.

But it took a. INCREDIBLY firm initial salvo of "i want this and nothing else otherwise fuck you" to get here which SUCKS.

She also initially looked at my masculine reference pictures and said "have you asked your boyfriend about if this is okay?"

And i said "ma'am if you do not cut my hair like this i will go straight home and buzz my head bald so which one are we doing today?"

And she cut my hair and we are bffs now

i find sometimes a consult helps. Like with my current hairdresser i was like "people have not listened to me before and i am not telling you vibes, i'm saying exactly what i mean. i will stop the haircut if you don't listen to me." She understood.

Tumblr post by miyoriia: good meowning everykitty!! dogs, go eat dirt or something user horsehound (sickass username btw) responded: yayyy dirt dirt dirt dirt homph cronch crunch, with a picture of a black and white collie mix biting at a patch of earth

gender

Does my blood at least smell nice

writing fiction 🤝 snuffbait
it's all about
the execution

i assume the Bull position in the NTR trio but it's only because of my load-bearing mullet

A wretch but not miserable never never truly

This

Make s me so happy

Reading this made me hard

i love being pathetic 🥹🫠

i'm the dad who stepped up

We're hitting Critical Fluffyboy Levels over here.

maggie i don't have more to say except i will teach you about one of my favorite spiders, the Goldenrod Crab Spider.

They change color based on their environment and diet.

They do not spin webs but rather hunt prey as an ambush predator, as illustrated in the second image of one capturing a wasp.

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Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

I can't recommend strongly enough that you adopt a radically accepting worldview. Your reaction to queers, furries, therians, otherkin, neopronouns, plural systems and any and all other weird, niche identities should be "oh, that's neat, tell me more."

AAAAAAAAAAUHG!

i fucking disintegrate into dust under your woke counterattack and drift away on the wind into the atmosphere where i will stay, listening and learning and centering the lived experiences of women, for all eternity.

Taking the raads-r not to get an autism diagnosis but to prepare yourself to use the meat punching bag.

Oh it sure is which is why i give some of that advice.

Railing against the test seems to be an important part of taking it. 😅

Okay i might be pathetic losercuck snuffbait abuse fodder made of a pile of bad meat at the very bottom of the ladder.

But also

mutt is lovely and everyone loves it and it is a good dog. 🙂‍↕️