Tony Spumoni

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

This is a Steely Dan song

It's true I was the window

You talked me into it lol

Friday at last…

In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the console is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.

rat

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

post by Tumblr user estrogirlie: cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal (in a burning fiery font) INCOMING PENIS QUESTION

#borzoi

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Kramer isn't real

Drawing of two happy seals with the caption; "I am thankful for the way love keeps finding me"

Two seals

Hot dawg (White Sox ver.)

People using that pixel thing so I decided to pixellate my bun.

smokin that shit that made balan wonder about the world

chibi qwarq giving a thumbs up. "are you a boy or a girl? i am a threat to the american way of life"

🫡

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

found my biggest Hit Tweet from over half a decade ago before i was even a furry and my girlfriends told me to repost it because its good

pen and watercolor illustration of dale cooper from twin peaks. he is looking to the right, driving while recording a voice memo into a recorder in his left hand. speech bubbles say "diane, 11:30 am, february 24th. entering the town of twin peaks" and "i've never seen so many trees in my life"

happy twin peaks day 🌲🥧☕️

background of baked beans with picture of rat wearing blue jeans “DESPITE ALL MY BEANS I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN SOME JEANS”

gm bsky

I need you all to see this. This isn't a fan edit. This is the actual transition in the editor's cut of Spider-Man 3.