10.03.2026 10:52
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Involuntary horf noise here
With some quick thinking, I was able to inhale the entire fart into my mouth, thereby winning the exchange
Thank you buddy that’s a great tip 👍
Son just presented me with what he clearly believes is a top tier lifehack: when someone farts, you don’t smell it if you just breathe in through your mouth
I mean it is kind of raining when someone pisses on you. Not really sure where you’re going with this one
Sounds like a great bag to me. Possible you misidentified the bag actually
I’m stupid and I need to shut the fuck up
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One of the bits I’ve always posted is turning idioms around, and I just realized the origin is trying to piss my dad off when he would do all his little tough guy sayings. I think ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag looks nice dad
i am hearing that any draft would only involve verified bluesky users
TICK
In both cases I’m mostly liking the logic, lemme check the premises real qu
Yuuuuuup
Geordi leaning on bulkhead outside Dr. Brahms quarters, straightening up and hurriedly changing setting on visor as you approach
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Reading the wikipedia for oil…you guys might wanna check this shit out
they stole an hour from women
I was on NYU LR while I was there and we were just too uninformed to choose wisely. Levinson offered to help and correctly mocked us once when we went to him with a “anyone thought of using substantive due process” submission. Faculty involvement in article selection is needed
Law professors are torn between (a) their anxiety that a discipline where students are gatekeepers to publication can't be taken seriously, and, (b) their laziness and resulting reluctance to do the serious peer review that changing (a) would require. So, far, (b) is winning.
This is ultimately what kills legal podcasting for me. There are funny side stories to tell sometimes, but mostly it’s just people playing pretend about the importance of it or reading Wikipedia to less informed people. Civil rights lawsuits happen at the end of successful organizing, as a formality
No 41m is what the stake became on 40x leverage. But at 40x, tiny moves against you bring you to the margin (the loss of your stake due to decrease in value of the underlying asset), so you get liquidated (sale forced at unfavorable prices) by the exchange to make sure they recover their money
They know what it feels like to get fucked in the a-
Might as well go 40x leverage to lock it in
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AXIOS: RUBIO TOLD ARAB FOREIGN MINISTERS THAT WASHINGTON'S GOAL IS NOT REGIME CHANGE AND THAT IT WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY
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Confession I haven’t actually been keeping that thang on me
I think we might have rhymed ‘all night long’ and ‘break of dawn’ enough times
