Politicat Does Not Approve

If... In #Texas, you pull the plug on an #AI that declares itself #sentient... Are you STILL eligible for the #Death #Penalty?

Message pending for my MAGA family member:

So much money being wasted on death. Billions per day, apparently. Seems war used to be cheaper... No? How much is a bullet, anyway? So much money, wasted on death...

I'm trying to reach them. Also we're at least 4 time zones apart, maybe... DST is weird.

Rest assured W did it 'cause HW was like "that's my regret, not taking out Sadaam"

So, I guess w/o the nepotism in this instance... Which is WILD considering we're talking Trumps

Somehow we're reliving the Bush Admin... Which one? Glad you asked! Both; this is the Gulf War media play w/o the post 9/11 public incentive though it includes a hint of WMDs.

It is the most *ahem* Republican thing he's done. 🤷

Al Jazeera if you want to know what's really happening in Middle East

Okay, so I did a thing with Gemini... It's a surrealist pic of me and the chick we took in during bad weather (she still hangs out near the house).

two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them ALT: two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them

Lilly the Loaf of Chonkerton, Sitter of Laps, Killer of Cords, Like-bait of the Interwebs, First of her name.

Not a fan of the gun fetishist, but even a broken clock is right twice a day 🤷

I am not a constituent (geographical reasons), but I wish you the best on your campaign! 🤙

Been around for a long time, we used to just say "squeaky wheel gets the grease" - the loudest get the attention they crave.

Make
Guillotines
Great
Again

Funny part being they'd likely have had Union protection if this administration wasn't so determined to bust unions for federal workers...

Well, Iran made Trump's life more dangerous, so in turn Trump made every American's life more dangerous...

Same lady that condemned Harris for speaking at *checks notes* REGGIE Jackson's funeral, as opposed to Jesse Jackson?

Hope v Fear

Clearly our new DHS head preemptively explained the whole metal in the legs after being obliterated thing... Try and keep up 🙃

Oof. Big slip from lil Mikey - too weak to say "war", not a good look in this regime.

Oof. Big slip from lil Mikey - too weak to say "war", not a good look in this regime.

"Look at what you made me do!" Vibes from @usatoday.com

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night filled with rage about a single thought:

CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

If I, an actual person, bake several pies that "accidentally" contained arsenic and killed several people - I'd go to jail.

If a corpo does it, they do a recall and make a donation

"Well, we tried pretty and dumb... Maybe dumb and ugly was the way to go?" -DJT (probably)

No more narcissists. There are plenty of people doing the work... Not getting work done.

Give
Oligarchs
Power

#GOP

#NoKings

Peace through strength is two people holding guns at each other and neither pulling the trigger... It's neither peace nor a place of strength.

Peace is diplomacy. 🤝

Can we just call this what it is?

The Pedo-Wars

"Peace through strength" isn't a thing, it's what you tell gullible people that you want to coax into war. Peace is diplomacy, always has been.

The item: pervert glasses

The user: still a glasshole

Are we sure this wasn't the Protestant equivalent of an exorcism? 🧐

Weaponized incompetence.

Cosplay Barbie is out
Hillbilly Ken is in

While Noem would dress up and find herself a camera, Mullin will probably actually throw fists at protesters.

Can't call this a win. 🤷