Bruce Gerstenfeld

Great Pyrenees mix.

After watching her on tv tonight, I have to give it to Joni Mitchell.

How does one tell a puppy that it’s after midnight and way past our bedtime?

They really need to upgrade their support. Online ticketing alone doesn’t cut it. At least bring live chat into the options.

The duet with Joni Mitchell and Cyndi Lauper was pure gold.

Translation: “The data made me look bad, so obviously the data is wrong. You’re fired. I’ll find someone who knows how to make numbers great again.”

July tax planning = Marie Kondo for your money 🌞 When should you take that income? Time those decisions right and watch the magic happen. Strategic timing beats last-minute scrambling every time. Future you will thank present you 📊 #TaxStrategy #AccountantLife #SummerPlanning

Let me make this perfectly clear. I don’t care who you are, what your politics are, how wealthy you are, etc. You are scum if you hurt children or protect those who do. You all deserve to be be jailed and sent to general population so the system can do what it wants with you. #releasethefiles

So sad to learn of Ozzy Osbourne’s passing. He will be remembered as a true legend of music.

Who knew that waging a trade war with the global economy would backfire? Oh right — literally every economist ever. But sure, let’s keep pretending tariffs are 4D chess. #TariffsAreDumb #TariffFail #AmericansPayMore

Permanent is meaningless. It’s permanent until another legislative session decides otherwise. #amiright

I just saw a commercial for a cooking show with Octavia Spencer. She is a wonderful actress and ordinarily I will gladly watch anything she does. A cooking show is the exception. I just can’t have her handling food after watching The Help. #nopenottoday

Native plants work wonders in a yard. This one is a firebush and it is not only beautiful, it attracts butterflies when in bloom. It’s hard to capture them in a picture, but my yard is filled with butterflies right now.

I’ve been a proud Rotarian for almost 6 years. We are in our last day of our annual Sweepstakes Fundraiser—and I’d be so grateful for your support. This year’s grand prize is a 4-night stay in a 4-bedroom condo in Lake Tahoe, + $1,000 CASH! go.rallyup.com/rotarycypres...

I’m in Gainesville to celebrate my daughter’s graduation. We’re at dinner and see UF Women’s Gymnastics Coach Jenny Rowland and I was told to be cool. As if I needed that instruction. So if you’re out there coach, we are big fans of the team. Go Gators.

You know you have achieved peak #adulting when the highlight of your Friday night is a trip to Costco to avoid the weekend crowds.

I guess this is when you really need him to be in Mexico.

Facts and circumstances I suppose.

Shouldn’t this one be #taxbs?

I’m definitely not a mechanic. I break most of what I try to fix. However, I was made to be a girl dad. Having daughters is the greatest joy of my life.

All I ever wanted was for my daughters to enjoy sports with me. It took until junior year at UF for the first one. The second one calls to tell me she watched Star Wars with her boyfriend. I say that’s a win for the old man.

Actually I can and 1A has no mention of citizenship. What you are referring to is for cases of expedited removal. People who have been deported previously or entered illegally would qualify for that. I don’t support what she wrote either, but let the court sort it out. We’re not a dictatorship.

It’s not mutually exclusive. Both can be wrong, but punishing the one you disagree with while leaving the other alone is dangerous. Gov’t officials using Signal need to be fired and put on trial. The writer deserves her day in court to prove her innocence. That’s how our system is supposed to work.

Parenting done right. Phone rings as soon as the game ends with my daughter cheering for our Gators. #finalfour #gogators 🐊

First opening day without my father in-law ends with a win for his beloved Yankees. I hope he enjoyed it from wherever he is. #openingday

What a game. Gators come through at the end. UCONN showed why they were repeat champs. Hats off to them. #sweetsixteen #gogators

Well my bracket just busted. Thanks a lot St. John’s.

I’m all for hearing an opinion that doesn’t align with mine. But Reince Priebus offers absolutely zero value as a commentator. A true shill for all things Trump. I immediately turn off the TV when he shows up. Do better #abcnews

How is Auburn a lock for a number 1 seed while Florida and Tennessee are battling for the last spot? The Gators should already own it after dismantling Alabama last night while the Tigers were enjoying the game from the comfort of a couch. #gogators