Tom Weber

He spelled “Punxsutawney” right?!

This is just heartbreaking. Don’t miss the end.

How is it that after all this time this is the same file photo on every Cannon story?

It could have some daily fixtures like “I’m not a doctor but…” and “Meet today’s main characters.” Would pay.

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Wait is Bluesky pro-Late Stage Ferengi Capitalism?

FDA reverses course, agrees to review Moderna’s flu vaccine The FDA reversed course and told Moderna it would review its application for a new flu vaccine, the company announced Wednesday.

Push back can work! This is great news!

Another destructive decision by this administration.

CBS News: Airspace closure followed spat over drone-related tests and party balloon shoot-down, sources say

A PARTY BALLOON
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The Romulan Neutral Zone as it were

You’ve written a much better headline!

And surely there’s a diner in Georgia or South Carolina where African-Americans might have some views. (Or are diner stories only for Rust Belt types?)

To be clear, saw plenty of fine coverage. Just gobsmacked this will be a three-day story.

Also it seems to have taken (checks notes) 4 days for the “president posts racist video” story to drop from mainstream headlines. Follow up ideas: president doesn’t says he posts things without know what’s in them? Staffer supposedly involved: real and if so identity? Imaginary?

Saturn S-Series

Ahem. Michigander here.

The year is 2120. AIs have wiped out humanity. But Gemini throws a massive party to celebrate the coming maturity of its century bonds. An AI avatar of Jay Powell spins tunes at the DJ station

“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...

“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility

President Trump predictably criticized the Super Bowl halftime show as “one of the worst, EVER!” and said the set by Bad Bunny “doesn’t represent our standards.” In a lengthy post on Truth Social, Trump complained that “nobody understands a word this guy is saying,” because the performance was largely in Spanish. He went on to praise the stock market, criticize the news media and complain once more about the N.F.L.’s kickoff rule.

Imagine time traveling to 2000 and trying to explain to some people enjoying Friends on TV this news from the future

It would be interesting to watch how Mamdani's content has been slowly integrated into official Dem party social media accounts.

Canopy check it out

Imagine if there were no video of this.

Well said Jesse.

You have been (and will remain wherever) a must read Geoff.

a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .

Can’t have a Factbook when you’re getting rid of facts!

THREE COMPLETE GAME WINS IN A WORLD SERIES

It also means you feel like you aged 10 years when listening to him for 10 minutes

“Thank you for your inattention to this matter!”

ICE’s excuse for wearing masks has never actually manifested There have been incidents of harassment and threats. But there are no apparent incidents in which identified ICE officers have been assaulted off-duty.

Finally got around to a bit of research I'd been meaning to explore, and: There is no documented instance of an ICE officer being identified and assaulted while off duty because he wasn't masked. www.pbump.net/o/ices-excus...

Maybe the Bartiromo can become the standard measurement unit for this, à la “he lasted two and a half Scaramuccis”

A heist movie where a team of misfits breaks in two companies and swaps the secret formulas for Coca-Cola and WD-40.