Lincoln

It fits MTG perfectly.

the phrase “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap” is so funny because what the fuck do you mean

in another life I’m just a girl in a tiny pink car with no internet use

"Drinking is not a problem for me" - Pete Hegseth

Yea, just a problem for everybody else.

I’m confessedly woefully late to the brown butter thing, but holy shit — what a game changer right?!?

Power or nothing

power is back! yay!!

taylor swift is covering her face with her hands and says absolutely terrifying . Alt: taylor swift is covering her face with her hands and says absolutely terrifying .

im afraid when reputation tv comes out it will actually kill me

Anyone else getting fucking swarmed with the most “polite” AI bots in the history of time?

If this is how it ends, I’m tapping the fuck out now. 😂

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Turns out if you go caroling, it has to be CHRISTMAS songs. The neighbours will call the cops if you sing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.

I feel like whoever it was in govt who wanted to bring back the firing squad as capital punishment kind of got their wish granted.

I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances.

That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I block trolls.

need to kiss a woman stat

Tell me your top 3 passions!

Mine:

Helping people
Music
Creating things (crafts, decor, baking, songs...etc)

Would someone care to EXPLAIN to my WHY the power for the main computer is being diverted to run something called QuarkGPT?!!

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄

sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.

Mary peeking through that window is sending meeee. 😂 #RHOSLC

just because Pete Hegseth was not charged with crimes and would be able to get hired at an Applebee's does not mean he meets the bar for running the Defense Department. you'd hope the standards would be a bit higher.

I just realized that bronzed fucking buffoon will be in office on our country’s 250th birthday as well as when we host the World Cup and the Olympics.

And now I feel sick.

How quick do ya think gun laws will change if people start picking off the ultra greedy?

My daughter (16) got her new 'locked down' laptop from her school today.

It took her 20 mins to work out that she could get VPN software on it via airdrop.

I don't think this social media ban is going to work.

I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this

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Wait, wait, wait!!!
Pete Hegseth is pledging to Senators that he WON’T drink while serving as Defense Secretary?!!!?
He wouldn’t be running a fucking Applebees.
He’d be in charge of our entire fucking MILITARY.
‘I pinky swear I won’t drink on the job.’

How the fuck are we here?

what is everyone’s earliest favorite taylor swift song that made you become a swiftie? mine was you belong with me i used to play it every morning before school

Get MAD Indiana.