Michael Waynick 🇺🇸

Just a bunch of heels with no soles, lacing up to get pegged by democracy's arch nemesis.

Any time anyone cites the Bible--or any other "sacred" text-- as justification for any action, I am in imminent danger of succumbing to terminal hyperemesis.

And there is no balm here in Gilead.

Some people are saying he's not on the level at levels never seen before. MANY SUCH CASES!

BREAKING!
If you use ALL CAPS!!
to announce a BOMBSHELL!!!!
I already don't trust you.
!!!!!!

The first time I used AI I asked if it was risky to try to start a car if I suspected there was a short in the electrical system. AI suggested I disconnect the battery and then drive the car to a mechanic.
The second (and last) time I used AI was even more infuriating. Never again.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

You are my own, personal Jebus.

What a *useless* tool.

A literal piece of history. Fascinating. Thanks for sharing!

It’s thanks to Social Security wealth inequality isn’t even worse, Wharton economist says. [Pl]ump’s policies will push it to insolvency in 6 years By Tristan Bove Contributing Reporter March 11, 2026, 1:48 PM ET Fortune

Source:
fortune.com/2026/03/11/s...

Archive:
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I’ve been getting a lot of questions about what it was like viewing the unredacted Epstein Files. This was my experience:

It's always our fault with these assholes. "We" always have to give things up because they're constantly fucking up, according to them. Election time comes around, they say that only they can prevent it. They can only do that with our votes. Their arms go limp & they can't serve until we enable them

Can someone help Pinocchiogles understand how immigration works pls

I knew *someone* would get it.

I feel more like when I woke up than I do now.

I hope I'm never close enough to a gorilla to measure its stones.

You may well be starting a movement.

As Fox Mulder said, "Did you really think you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave?"

I got yer cahoots right here, 'Lina.

*Fetterman pops up like a groundhog with a severe dent in its head.*

My suggestions for hold music:
1. Hanging on the Telephone (Blondie)
2. Social Fools (Devo)
3. Idiot Wind (Bob Dylan)
4. Stupid White Men (Neil Young)
5. You're No Good (Linda Ronstadt)

I have ~1,500 followers. Many would have no reason to follow me. (Why would someone who "provides expert guidance for placemaking & adaptive reuse projects at churches" follow an anti-theist?) Maybe a dozen followers ever see or react to what I post. I think the follower number is bullshit.

One of the best comedies ever made. Memorable from beginning to end. So many quotable lines.

I'd like to trademark "Trump 250-year prison sentence," please.

Sacrifice the billionaires.

That lady bugs me.

Otherworldly and dreamlike. Well done!

Little-known fact: the term "incel" is short for "intelligence level = 1 brain cell."