Paige vas Honda Civic 🌌✨

Me: Hey BlueSky, it's been a bit since I've been on, what's up?

Trending: Elmo updated his Twitter AI and it's calling itself MechaHitler

Me:

Good morning friends. This kid is spot on 👏🏼💙

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

Two days into vacation and my sleep schedule is already screwed up. Partially due to my ever constant cuddle buddy

Today's Headlines

Another hellsite fuckup, another update for my BlueSky ✨

Here's Wren being a shoelace goblin

Other than wearing blue and yellow, make the biggest scene. No more "we go high" bs. Be obstructive. When they try to push, for the love of whatever god is listening, PUSH BACK

what did Google mean by this

Me and my flare cut jeans circa 2006 🫠

Four Books I Read In January!!!
Heavenly Tyrant-Xiran Jay Zhao: Good Shit🤌🔥💯
Lights Out-Navessa Allen: I'm normally not one for Dark Romance, but I really enjoyed this 💖
The Serpent and The Wolf-Rebecca Robinson: Took a bit, but I liked it ✨
Iron Flame-Rebecca Yarros: Could've been an email 🐉

My next cats are going to be named The Long Road, Save Rock and Roll, and Dark Before Dawn 👍

Tonight, I give you Morgana not appreciating getting booped by the teaser handle

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck 😒

We appreciate all you do man. Take care of yourself

Americans:

Just a friendly reminder for everyone to protect themselves in the way they deem fit. The Choice Is Yours ✨

(but be sure to educate and train yourself on which method you prefer)

Today and in the coming days, remember

On one hand I'm glad to see my TT algorithm strangely went back to normal after being screwed up for two weeks for reporting AI slop as spam, but on the other

ughhhhhhh

It feels filthy. Like an app version of a shapeshifter

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

I fucking hate it here

Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.

To the guys loudly singing along to System Of A Down in the kitchen of this random McDonald's we stopped at: Thank you for your joy and the most perfect fries I've had in a long time

I hope my Metallica shirt marked me as a kindred spirit 🤘

I'm hoping that's what it is, but until we know for sure I will not be returning

I'm sick of them just handing stuff over to their Special Little Guy 😒

Hiya! I found your content closer to the end, but I really appreciated it :)

A sleeping large orange cat laying his head against a laptop power brick like a pillow. His mouth is slightly open

A really silly Reddit thread involving a Baldur's Gate 3 graphics glitch that wound up making me cry-laugh

And this picture I took of my cat Colby zonked out on a laptop charger

While it's kind of sad that I've had to split the people I follow on TikTok between four different platforms (here, IG, YT, and Tumblr), I'm glad that for the most part I've found everyone. Also saved the videos of my cat that passed last fall

Regardless, this sucks :(

Haven't posted in a bit so have a Wren✨

I did technically finish two books, so I'll say something about them here soon

But, for now, kitty