Dr. Stephen Poop

I’m going to Chattanooga this weekend for a wedding. Never been there

“Sheriff Country” is killing me

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

Ethan Hawke freaky

I saw these two pictures together and I thought they were dating for a second “actress Megan Fox seen out at dinner with international playboy Richard Kind”

It’s literally hell

Twitter is basically only people arguing about Timothee Chalamet right now

You people have lost ur fucking minds lol

lol he can’t make a new movie without activating his pre-announced force retirement. He’s never going to make another one out of fear.

Little ditty, bout Peanut and Becky❤️

You both won and lost

🤞

I’d like to be kept in the loop

I’m trying to give off these vibes

JP is hitting that shit

JP refusing to take the field for the A’s until they move back to Oakland

Imagining a Rookie Of The Year style scenario with Josh Posting

how bout the bi of hormuz

He’s the last renegade poster. They can’t keep their hands off that like button.

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz

compare how foreign elites took electiion interference (bolsonaro and yoon will die in prison) versus how american elites take it: a man who will sufffer *enormous* political losses is about to pardon what basically amounts to a coup attempt for inscrutable reasons

I mean so did F1 lol

The celeb cleavage ones were worthwhile and I don’t like that you included them

Correct

People who are lactose intolerant love talking about it. We get it ma’am, you have diarrhea a lot.

It gets overplayed on social media but the giant hand was perfect comedy

Perm George was a wild era lol

Gallup Poll (3/5/26):

Do you approve of $8 gas

No: 99%
Yes: 1%

Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy

No: 46.6%
Yes: 38.9%
Unsure: 14.5%