ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘

“For glazing over Tiny Kong by being best friends with her.”

Whacks Amiga with his walking staff.

“IRONIC, COMING FROM THE KID WHOSE NAMESAKE IS BASED ON LATIN SPANISH FOR A FEMALE FRIEND.”

“I already said it a while ago, kiddo. She ’s my wife.”

“Oh, they also remembered Tiny, but who gives a crap about that school-skipping fraud.”

“THEY FINALLY REMEMBERED MY WIFE.”

“Wuss. PC can play Nintendo games and has more games than you can ever imagine. Heck, there’s this game called Left 4 Dead 2 where I spent COUNTLESS HOURS of playing as myself in online co-op.”

“...I was talking about that Pokémon Animal Crossing rip-off. And you never HEARD of Steam Forums?!”

“Kid, Pokémon is already in a broken state as it is. Or did you forget your writer despises Gane Key Cards, only for one of those monster catching games to get affected by that stunt?

As for Street Flopper 6, I hard disagree. Checked the SF6 Steam Forums, lately?”

“Bah, who does that anymore when the current generation is a dying desert?!”

“Did you listen to one of the video parodies on YouTube?!”

“I heard that.”

They call the current DK as Donkey Bitch-Ass.

Mind telling me?

“Eh, whatever floats your boat, I guess. I can only imagine us Kongs and Kremlings glazing over the trophy.”

“Yeah, I’m surprised Geoff didn't reveal his confession to Kojima, of all people.

...

Wouldn’t that also be your win by stealing DK’s trophy, despite Bananza winning the best family game category?”

“I HEARD THAT, LITTLE GIRL.”

Whacking the idol with a walking stick.

“Okay, Bananza not winning any other category except for family game is fine. We’re taking that win.”

YOUR RACING GAME WASN’T THAT GREAT TO BEGIN WITH, PLUMBER BOY!

SERIOUSLY?! OPEN WORLD? DID THE BREATH OF THE WILD DO DAMAGE TO EVERY IP NINTENDO OWNS?!

We got more categories to sweep, sonny.

Not yet. Until the show ends.

As it should be.

KONGS! KING K. KROOL RETURNED.

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