That terminology could be used to describe more than one of them, to be fair.
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That terminology could be used to describe more than one of them, to be fair.
Drop the piano on Kegsbreath's head, to see if the keys replace his teeth like in a cartoon.
Which one is the altered photo and which is the original? They all look ridiculous.
Uncle Leo's new eyebrows.
He should try standing on the front lines.
Maybe we should start taking bets on which of these staff members will be the first to die?
Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.
Ben's trying to emulate that guy from FLCL.
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes climbs an absurdly tall slide.
Bring back spitting on any who don't.
John McCain compares gay people to monsters while telling ghost stories to a bunch of children representing the various branches of the military. One child surreptitiously comments to another, "Grampa McCain an' his 'monsters...'"
I think the way I first learned that lesson as a child was from the cold-blooded Decepticon murder spree sequence in Transformers: The Movie, culminating in the death of Optimus Prime.
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting (something)" implies that there was a time when people were frequently swinging dead cats around, I guess as some form of volume measurement?
"I did everything right!"
Spring forward! Fall back! Kiss myself!
Trump is more like Stay Pedo.
Donald Trump is such a fat, disgusting piece of shit.
Mr. Stay Puft terrorizes the streets of New York City in Ghostbusters.
does this mean we can make Claude suicidal
He'd forget his own name if it weren't written on his diaper.
Mr. Stay Puft rampages through New York City.
Donald Trump announces former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has been sent to a farm upstate where she will be happier.
"How are we supposed to ask him while he's a hostage, stupid? Just for that, you're on diaper duty today, and I feel like duty's about to call reeeeal soon!"
"We're sending Hegseth out in pieces!"
"That'll be fine. Just don't touch my TV, okay? Or you're *kkggch*king dead!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZh3...
I hope Pete Hegseth is dumb enough to override how cowardly he is and travel out to the Middle East, immediately getting captured by Iran, because nobody giving enough of a shit about his well-being to mount a rescue would be the funniest thing ever.
lol
sure, buddy
lol what a fucking drunk
OOPSIE-DAISY
bsky.app/profile/itis...
lol, that dumb bitch.
Sounds like Iran will control US airspace in a few weeks.
