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She doesn't know how dry it can get until she's gotten to perimenopause.
remove that energy from your space and watch it get filled with someone more enthusiastic about spending time with you
Correct, Andy. Paperwork LEGALLY makes you American.
One nail broke, so all of them are gonna get cut off. That's how it works in this house.
Today, I'd like to remind my friends that:
Depression isn't rational
Body Dysmorphia isn't rational
Anxiety isn't rational.
But they are real. The irrationality of it all means we don't get to pick our battles. They come to us, & weren't not given a choice.
Oversized shoes? You mean the hallmark of the clown? The jester? Big floppy shoes for me to prance and jape about in like some joker? Well okay yes sir I like them very much.
Isla Fisher married to Borat
I used to be scared of the end of the world, but as I get older I hope to live long enough to see how this shitshow all plays out.
Remember, everything that happens in Resident Evil happens because they let one corporation own everything
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success
They also make an amaro drink and a fake espresso Negroni.
Yes, I’ve noticed the canned version of Phony Negroni to be flat and not the same.
The pre made na cocktails seem to fair better in taste. St Agrestis makes some excellent versions. The na versions of whiskey are all bad. The best Campari/Aperol na liquor is this one from Lyres. lyres.com/products/ita...
I’ve said it before, but People magazine should get a Pulitzer for its coverage of this administration.
Phony Negronis for me. They are almost like the real thing.
Maybe I should have timed my "fuck it, I'm buying it" spree so all the packages didn't come on the day that Mark was working from home.
Sounds like a user error issue and has nothing to do with me.
the United States is i think 0-3 on losing wars declared on concepts
I got a fancy metal one for Mark’s Valentine present and I haven’t heard him ask me if he’s taken his pills since.
It's always the woman's fault that the man cheated. Don't you know this already?
you see we didnt hit iran. iran slipped and fell in the kitchen and thats why iran has a black eye. if iran would just stop being clumsy we wouldnt have to get so mad at them. if iran would just use its brain we wouldnt have to yell at iran...
So what is happening in Denver apt market rn? I'm wondering since SLC seems to be a few years behind Denver trends. As you have seen, they are building like there are unlimited renters who want to pay $2K for a 2 bed apt.
So bizarre. Maybe it’s the insecurity of our times? Or the aliens have started abducting people?
What’s truly funny is that MARS is not even using real cocoa in their products anymore due to cost. Most candy these days are made with chocolate flavored chemicals and taste like crap.
It's a solid book. Way bigger than I expected. I thought it was just going to be a thick magazine.
I know very little about him, but when I learned about his collection, he gained mad respect from me. This is how you rich right. Buy all the cool shit that excites you.
Oh, yes. It was with shipping $100. This is a thick coffee table book at 439 pages. Like I said, there will never be another collection like this.