John Deans

Bananas grow the other way up.

Drinks, is it? Coke's on all of them already.

Last one at the bowling seems wrong, pretty sure they're in the gutter.

Here's an age-related presidential factpost: Biden is today - to the day - one third the age of the USA.

rather than find a quartet, a rolling one-in-one-out would surely have reduced the pressure here. and who knows, from time to time it could be a bat or a river fish

Joe Biden looking swell and not a day over a quarter the age of his country

Happy birthday Joe Biden! It's not his anniversary, but today is the day that Joe Biden is exactly one-third the age of the United States of America.

Who'd have thought they were old enough to do up their own choux?

Dandy Mandy and Randy Andy very similarly recipients of hollow praise. The thing about the emperor's new clothes is that everyone knew the emperor was a naked, pompous oaf, but it's not *enough* for everyone to know.

Ha that might be it

Oh god he's still doing that nothing escapes shakespeare toss.

Upper Crust - Coming soon Cologne

I thought there'd been a reset, and we were meant now to be *endearing* ourselves to the rest of Europe? 😬

Comparing hereditary property to hereditary power is wild; until you remember Lord Devon might be talking about inheriting half of, well, Devon.
#r4today

Worst Jeopardy episode ever.

*This* is why Biden should have packed SCOTUS.

Was deffo the Dutch.

Trump isn't just the default president you get every time you refuse to elect a woman, he's a product of at least several decades of colossal fuck-ups

Sorry to subblu half of you, but it finally clicks that the problem with "dog parent" is that you're a dog parent approximately like Cruella DeVille was, those dogs had a mum at least.

Henry VIII had to destroy the 300-year-old shrine at Canterbury...
Our parents had stories to tell about the 70s, whereas the expenses scandal was enraging of the public but not actually inconvenient to them.

Trump doesn't see "winning" as a cumulative event, but as a state of being; and it's one which he always claims to be in (while secretly considering himself always and forever a loser). In any case, it was a boast about now, not a declaration of any change, and by now we all know that. #r4today

French took Latin and made the grammar weird; Spanish took Latin and threw half the grammar out.

You know you're getting old when the ayatollahs start looking young.

I too just don't see why parents should be forced to choose between the names Mark and Wayne, they're both absolute belters.

Headline: Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands

OK, Zoomer

A lot of time given to sheer ignorance from Robert Wilkie there, because he has a nice speaking voice perhaps?

"5th century Kabul" [I guess at least he's not an Islamophobe]
"Iran's never had democracy"
#r4today

The BBC equivalently linking the student route (to asylum claims) with small boat arrivals. Smash the gangs, lives risked in the channel, and all that, eh? #r4today

So roughly, everyone in Iran who knew what they were doing is dead, and everyone in America's been sacked?

The ISIS in-house magazine was called "Dabiq" after the Syrian city whose battle they believed would usher in the endtimes.
Different bottle, same Koolaid

Gosh, someone must have declared war on America with no warning at all, no wonder the world is rallying to their support.

Also absolutely last thing a Georgian needs is wine from anywhere else

But he also didn't pay his Taylor bill