Blackened Merlin

So the shoegate I understand it is this:

1. Trump equals shoe size to dick size
2. Trump asks Rubio, Hegseth and the rest of the ilk about their shoe size.
3. They all yell, like 10, 11, big, huge.
4. Trump buys those for them, and they shamble around in shoes twice their size.

Clompin around the White House in their big-boy shoes... NOW they're all growed up and really important!

Fucking pathetic clowns in floppy shoes.

I sorta love that Trump has the same taste in luxury goods as someone who just won a scratch off.

Democrats wanted people to wear masks to save lives, republicans want ice to wear masks to kill us

Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

"By the end of its sixth day, the war’s cost exceeded $11 billion, including more than $5 billion worth of interceptors. To replenish its arsenal, the Pentagon is expected to ask Congress for an additional $50 billion. Meanwhile, Mr. Trump wants to add ...

So, since its Epstein related and run by DOJ, have they set up burn pits yet, or are they at least taking the evidence back to the office to destroy it?

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On the plus side, your trade-in value is doubled if the tank is full.

They have no problem spending a billion dollars a day on war, but fight for every penny when it comes to caring for Veterans.

that the Trump administration is trying to shut down a leading AI company because it’s unwilling to develop autonomous murder systems is terrifying, and should be of grave concern to everyone in the world

...and you think that wasn't the plan all along?

Boss: Is everything ok?

Me: Yeah, I've been vibe-coding just like you asked.

Boss: All your recent updates just output "work sucks" over and over...

Me: Well yeah. That's a vibe.

So, it's going exactly as planned... what's the suprise?

Trump is today telling every member of the US military that it is ok with him if Russia helps Iran kill them--every one.

Once again Americans, Trump looks at US military personnel as suckers and losers that he can sacrifice for his own glory and profit. This is who leads

Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

And people wonder how Trump could have six bankruptcies. 🙄

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

RELEASE

THE

EPSTEIN

FILES

NOW

UNREDACTED

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The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed...

"How will you pay for it?"

The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts...

"How much do you need?"

It doesn't have to be this way.

Who knew one dipshit could wreck the global economy in a week?

So far the war on Iran has cost $9.4 billion.

That's $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

Thousands of lives lost.

People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.