i am prepared to crawl around the floor like a badger looking for every last precious grub
10.03.2026 22:20
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But does the Hulk *feel* Incredible?
07.03.2026 13:29
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I’m not lazy I’m just deathly allergic to elbow grease.
10.03.2026 17:16
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in england they spell it jerrye cheun
10.03.2026 21:24
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probably one of my bsky favourite memes now lmaooo
10.03.2026 21:20
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I’m tracing our downfall to when we had to start wearing pants to work again
10.03.2026 19:35
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man, what
10.03.2026 18:59
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doctor: you have synesthesia
me: I see what you’re saying
doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that
10.03.2026 18:49
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i can't stop laughing and i think HR will condemn that too 😂
10.03.2026 21:09
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been called to a meeting with HR. again 🙄
10.03.2026 21:08
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yeah but even if those little babies develop cracks in their shells it is STILL FIVE DAYS
10.03.2026 20:55
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sheesh a girl can’t even say anything these days
10.03.2026 20:54
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i mean it is … highly visible 😂
10.03.2026 20:51
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If only the drinks were free during the apocalypse
10.03.2026 19:17
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i would never have my eyebrows tattooed but i would definitely use a clip on
30.03.2024 20:30
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smaller portions of pasta so there’s enough room in the bowl for all the shredded cheese
02.03.2026 00:33
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the great thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information
the shit thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information
05.03.2026 20:12
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few things are more shattering than looking around for your cup of coffee only to remember that you've already finished it
09.03.2026 20:27
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It’s weird having plans on the weekend. Idk who I am anymore.
06.03.2026 14:58
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Wrapped up in the deliciousness of you.
09.03.2026 02:00
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I’d build a messy little nest with you and sit on our eggs.
10.03.2026 14:17
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If they're right that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing then I'm a lethal weapon.
07.03.2026 18:44
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Came for the hors d'oeuvres, stayed for the chaise lounge.
09.03.2026 15:37
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I want a woman who not only wields a sword, but forged it too
09.03.2026 22:44
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Ireland's top selling canned pasta is O'Spaghettis.
07.03.2026 19:31
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Italy's equivalent of arm candy is elbow macaroni.
07.03.2026 14:28
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I'm lethargic as a succulent. It's aloe energy day.
09.03.2026 18:03
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A ten episode TV drama about Jesus is about to drop, proving that the Lord works in miniseries ways.
10.03.2026 02:37
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gas prices up, time to start taking tp from work
10.03.2026 16:41
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the speed of marching band drummers is measured in miles percussion
09.03.2026 13:57
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