Papa Speedmeritus LXIX

Damn I want to but have so many obligations

this show is called Amber Alert Radio

Basically. A huge pine snapped up the street and took a pole and the main line with it. They’re at least working on it 20 hours later

We have helped do maple syrup in the past and the amount of sap collected vs finished product is nuts. I understand it’s mostly water but still, science!

Using the toilet by candle light is quaint i guess

Generator strapped to a cargo basket on the hitch of my blue ram with a rainbow sticker on the back window

Your estimated time of service restoration = hahaha lol good luck

RIP

Wimdy af today

I still have my Ghastly Jokes book from when I was little

It’s ok I keep pulling the bastard of ceremonies is in no danger card to reverse it

But it’s truuuuueeeeeee what a dumb bitch

The Costco hot dog deal is discriminatory because I am allergic to beef and want to pay $1.50 for a massive dog and a coke but can’t

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Mr Beast brought to you by Misny™️

Fuck yeahhhhhh love it.

Funniest thing about that shithead whining about how you don’t see college campus protests is that there are many many college protests it’s just that they were only showcased by the news to fearmonger against Muslims. Now that isn’t required so the news doesn’t give a shit and won’t cover it.

Can’t wait to talk about Sam Altman in the past tense

A bowl of french onion soup with a chunk of bread and broiled provolone on top

Reaping what I have sown

TRAINS

Hey everyone check out Claire’s stuff. Claire is one of my favorite follows because her photography is amazing

Prints for Sale (March 2026) Covering a variety of different transit vehicles from some of my favorite places: New York, San Francisco, and Seattle.

I'm selling prints of subway trains, streetcars, cable-cars, ferries, and airplanes, including a bunch I haven't posted anywhere yet. buttondown.com/ultraviolet/...

White cutting board with a knife and 8.5 onions ready to chop

Pictures you can smell

fuck chilis

Iceland, home of Captain Obvious

They’re still drinking in a parking lot at 7am for 1pm kickoff and we’re, idk, well rounded humans?

Idk but as my cousins and I age, the ones still tied to their browns season tickets and living sports 24/7 are the ones who went conservative. The rest of us grew as humans to be better and do more and experience different

Straights of hormuz bypass plan with trucks, led by dom toretto and dale earnhardt sr

Fixed the shortcomings for them

Oh god why

I’m disdainful of gender, btw. No court can tell me to appreciate it. It’s stupid and made up based on what was between our legs when we were born

I hate it so much why the FUCK should the State have any say in whether I’m “appreciative” or “disdainful” of my sex fuck offfffff

Transition is my self expression and my pursuit of happiness.