Someone's taken the P there
13.03.2026 13:48
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Someone's taken the P there
I would put this down to Mercury Retrograde fuckery
Nothing says 'Hey Fatty' more than getting a letter from the doctor's surgery saying that I'm eligible for a weight loss trial 👍
My extra weight is mostly tit weight, so unless they're gonna pay for me to have a reduction, they can fuck off
Menopause has turned the front of my hair a bit curly. I thought that cutting the back would make that curlier too but it hasn't. Party in the front, business in the back
Gorgeous
They could've used the phrase 'extracting the urine' if they were going for polite
I've just bought 32 fun-size Twixes for £4 so if anyone wants one, help yourself, they're in the freezer
To the creepy grift account reposting my shit to their one follower in between begging for money: fuck off
Congrats to the fuckwits next door, who managed to shut up long enough for me to get a full night's sleep
10/10 to tonight's rain. I think my seeds and planted-out cuttings have been adequately watered in now
This is baffling to me
Cut five inches off my hair tonight and chucked a few layers in for good measure
Kate Hudson Under Fire For Doing Wisconsinface In ‘Song Sung Blue’
Kate Hudson Under Fire For Doing Wisconsinface In ‘Song Sung Blue’ https://theonion.com/kate-hudson-under-fire-for-doing-wisconsinface-in-song-sung-blue/
I want to go to bed but I don't want to risk being woken up at midnight by the fuckwits next door slamming about, or have a nightmare about the head fuckwit
🎶 I bet she's never had a quackstreet boy 🎶
Fawlty Towers
The folks from Man About The House
A Brit weighs in
Fair play to him though, I'm struggling with the same thing regularly and it tends to unhinge you
Jeez, it's nippy out
I don't think I've ever seen a Frank Langella film but this book was some very tasteful dirt.
The Steve Jones autobiography is also excellent (the Sex Pistol, not the Welsh TV guy)
Happy 80th birthday to the legendary Liza Minnelli 🥳
Nobody is more surprised that Liza reached 80 than Liza herself (I assume)
I bet her book is wall-to-wall dirt. I love a good autobiography so I can't wait to read this one
The arsehole boyfriend of the previous upstairs resident was such a poncey cunt when he did up her garden, but she really loved it and it looked great.
She'd shit if she could see what a shithole the upstairs dickhead dickhead left it
I think I've caught a cough off someone, and I suspect I know who it came from
Have just done the last of the Tasks That Were Stressing Me Out.
Am now going to spend the afternoon recovering from the anxiety
Well, fuck you then 🖕
Remind me never to meet or interact with Leo Sayer, in case I'm dead the next day
