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@selfmadeziploc

Ziploc mom. 27. Music snob. Enjoys cats.

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I am almost 30, I cannot afford to live mΓ‘s after 3 am.

11.01.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when you gonna hear me out? man, you really bring me down

04.12.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bouta make that my banner πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.11.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao was watching the episode when I got the notif πŸ˜‚

23.09.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#pinkmon another shot of this morning's #sunrise

15.09.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs

15.09.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

turns out i'm living in a horror film where i'm both the killer and the final girl, so who, who are you?

22.05.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

13.04.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 38837 πŸ” 7627 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 268

Sigh.

24.04.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

17.02.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 124943 πŸ” 31433 πŸ’¬ 2157 πŸ“Œ 1263

You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing

16.02.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

man, you really know how to get someone down, everything was fine, until you came around

15.02.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon be wearing that ball cap in the WH like he just got into a start up

13.02.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt takes one desperate generation to change historyβ€”even erase it.”

11.02.2025 05:32 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The halftime show was boring."

Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.

10.02.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 25576 πŸ” 2685 πŸ’¬ 829 πŸ“Œ 148

(it was on my list, i swear i meant to get to it)

09.02.2025 10:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2025 started off with a couple gut punches (personal life) but it feels like it’s starting to look up so I will most definitely take the positivity! How are y’all holding up so far?

08.02.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LITCHRALLYYYYYY

08.02.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tulip. Deep thinking

05.02.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 4529 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 138 πŸ“Œ 29

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

03.02.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 12355 πŸ” 1442 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 61

Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win.

03.02.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 4238 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 40

you keep me up with your silence, take me down with your quiet, of all the weapons you fight with, your silence is the most violent

01.02.2025 08:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you'd like to help me until I'm sure my SNAP, Medicaid, Section 8 rent, etc., are secure, you can do so here. πŸ‘‡πŸ» I'm a quadriplegic and I'm having spine surgery in July.

CashApp: $ArtByJessicaJewett
Venmo: Jessica-Jones-1002
PayPal or Zelle: jessicajones9828@gmail.com

28.01.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am unwell, please share pictures of your pets πŸ’š

26.01.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This week's Internet winner goes to...

24.01.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 24102 πŸ” 5332 πŸ’¬ 455 πŸ“Œ 306

And now I miss having chickens. We used to be overburdened with eggs and always shared with our neighbors.

25.01.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just a rootin tootin gal (heavy on the tootin)

23.01.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a cute btw… my page is NOT a safe space for Trump Supporters βœ¨πŸ’™

22.01.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

turn off (the news)

21.01.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the best dedication I’ve ever read because I feel seen.
#onyxstorm #booksky

21.01.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0