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Sports fan, nerd, and enjoyer of good pie. He/him.

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No, but he's also a QB who can start in the NFL and not embarrass himself (much). That's a hell of a lot better than ol' Nine.

12.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure at this point if you had randomly selected dogs take every elected position in the US federal government, things would be going better.

12.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they make sure they get their paychecks!

12.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's wrong with volcanion?

12.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'know, I always ask for teams to play the youngster who might suck over the veteran who definitely sucks. Idk what to do with two young guys and one veteran who all definitely suck.

12.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pipieline from the Persian Gulf, across the Arabian Peninsula, across the Atlantic, into the US, and through Alberta and BC.

12.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a good croissant

12.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"An 'American tradition' is anything that happened to a baby boomer twice"- Randall Munroe

Whole generation that does not care about what came before or what might come after.

12.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best is the best move in the position, Great means it's not just the best move, but the only good move, and Brilliant means it's the best move and is extra-hard to find (usually because it involves sacrificing a piece).

12.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit, that means the US advances

12.03.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean they advance with a win and are eliminated with a loss.

11.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pulling for 2-0, myself.

11.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

www.maptap.gg March 11
93๐Ÿ† 97๐Ÿ”ฅ 89๐Ÿ‘‘ 95๐Ÿ… 98๐ŸŽฏ
Final score: 947
Will fully admit I got lucky on Valparaiso

11.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This also implies a significant edge in walkability for Ontario relative to NC. Less miles driven and vehicle registrations AND fewer pedestrian fatalities despite 50% higher population.

A lot of that is definitely Toronto-driven, but it's still relevant.

11.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Zemgus was legitimately a solid player with a clear use case. Lots of value in the NHL for a guy who can come in in the bottom-six and let the coach take a nap for a shift.

10.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk man, if I'm committing to 12 hours of driving I'd like more than a weekend. Most I've done for a weekend is like 4 hours.

09.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out: 3rd and 4th-party ratfucking campaigns designed to split the asshole vote. 30%D 27%R 25% Ratfuck1 18% Ratfuck2

09.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UNDER FIRE

THE GAS HAS THEM PINNED

PEGAHMAGABOW

INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF THE WIND

09.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crushed it so much it took away a run from Czechia, too

06.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that good

03.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly the problem is that Brice Turang is hitting two spots in front of him

03.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only reason he got reps is because Cincy gave 140 games each to Gavin Lux and Matt McClain, who combined for -0.2 bWAR in 1080 PAs. Ke'Bryan Hayes gave them a .656 OPS and was still significantly better than any of their other infield options (apart from Elly).

03.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over the last 3 seasons he has accumulated -1.5 bWAR and -0.4 fWAR, and he'll be 31 this year. He will not be the Dodgers X-factor.
He had a wRC+ of 58 last year in 328 plate appearances, which is descriptive of both how bad he has been post-Jays and how bad Cincy's infield was last year.

03.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DUMB SHITS SINK SHIPS

02.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RFK Jr's injecting him with lobster plasma

02.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They got him on that fuckin Brian Johnson shit

02.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would be a mix of the "co-opted by the right" and "severe mental illness"

02.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Don Valley Parking Lot, as my mother likes to say.

02.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they don't think anyone likes it enough to call it canon

02.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I meant the times when you have to sign a thirty-four year old Ben Chiarot to a multi-year deal

02.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0