Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BONUS: 5TH ANNUAL WIZZLY AWARDS
I just think silly podcast award shows are neat.
As winter gives way to spring and daylight savings does massive damage to our circadian rhythms we return once again to that most august of institutions, that most prestigious of events, that bastion of aesthetic infallibility - it's time for the Wizzlies.
Check our Tumblr for full written results!
08.03.2026 20:28
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Also! We're hoping to record our 5th anniversary Q&A episode this week. If you have any last-minute questions (indulge us!) - send them along here, at our tumblr or at our email address, wizardsvslesbians at gmail dot com.
15.02.2026 19:29
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: TAIWAN TRAVELOGUE
As we enter our fifth year we are giving ourselves permission to get a little weird with our selections. This isn't SF, but it is full of metatextual trickery, so we say close enough; and there are le...
A Japanese travel writer goes to Japanese Taiwan in 1938 and falls in love. A series of fictional and non-fictional authors take the story she wrote about it, bury it in layers of history, translation and metatext and leave it to ferment. The result is delicious.
15.02.2026 19:28
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: JANE, UNLIMITED
Layer upon layer of nested mysteries are waiting to be unpeeled at tu reviens, a bafflingly enormous mansion full of/made of more or less stolen art on an island off the New York coast. This book is a...
Among the many neat tricks this book pulls off is maintaining a light, fantastical tone while very much being about death and mourning. It never lets the reader off the hook, either - every bit of escapism comes with consequences.
01.02.2026 18:07
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We are coming up on five entire years of Wizards vs Lesbians.
To mark this occasion, how about a Q&A? Do you have questions for us? About anything? We also give romantic advice, if you need some.
DM us here or email us at wizardsvslesbians at gmail.
Thank you as always for listening.
20.01.2026 23:53
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: SHORT FICTION ROUNDUP #8
A particularly good crop of stories. The theme linking these is betrayal - of a lover, of one's family, of one's culture - and the part that desire, queer or not, plays in it. Read them here:
We cover some stories that posit queer desire as a counter-revolutionary force (and also one about how straight desire still sucks.) All are available to read for free, and you should; this is a particularly good batch. Check the episode description for links.
18.01.2026 19:08
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04.01.2026 23:43
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: VOLATILE MEMORY
A cyberpunk novel about animal masks. This is a potently fertile symbol combo, a blend of metaphor-rich soils, so the only question is what conceptual seeds are being planted here. Look fo...
This one takes a cool idea - the corpo government sells you masks that enhance your abilities around specific attribute clusters, including being a scared little bunny rabbit if you need to be paranoid professionally - and uses it mostly to ruminate on gender and trauma. The plot is also there.
04.01.2026 21:55
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: TO THE RESURRECTION STATION
What have we here? A weird little gay novel from the late 70s, too full of energy to take itself seriously but too emotionally resonant to be dismissed, and it's an early work by one of our favorite a...
This is a silly book, but in its silliness it made me feel things like hope and joy. Might not do the same for you, but worth a shot, right?
It's also an early work by Eleanor Arnason, and is as such inherently of interest to Arnason fans, i.e. people of taste.
What happens in it? Uh
21.12.2025 17:34
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: ONIISAMA E
For our 125th episode we discuss a foundational text in yuri manga in which an exclusive private girl's school is as byzantine and treacherous as the court of Versailles. Would you like to fall in lov...
You should read Oniisama E if you like Utena - it's short, it's beautiful, it's deeply strange, and it contains blueprints for the next 50 years of development in yuri technology. Watching the anime is optional but in some ways even more informative.
07.12.2025 19:40
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: DIRECT DESCENDENT
We have here a bit of cozy horror set in a small town in Ontario - the reader can choose to focus on the cozy or on the horror, as they like, making it a versatile bit of kit. Unfortunately, the centr...
This is clearly not the highlight of Tanya Huff's literary career, but there's a lot to enjoy anyway - a great setting and a cool premise let down by an unconvincing central romance and a wandering plot.
23.11.2025 17:57
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: RADCLIFFE HALL and BUT NOT TOO BOLD
We bring you a pair of novellas, both of which are about living in a big creepy house which is haunted by an ancient woman. They go on to have very different opinions about how cool that would b...
You're living in a haunted house which is ruled by a monstrous old woman and you have to solve a mystery. How you will feel about this depends on several factors, such as: what genre is this? Are there sociopolitical ramifications? How many spiders are there? Do you think spiders are hot?
26.10.2025 16:46
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BONUS: THE RAGPICKER
Kerstin Hall of Asunder fame joins us to discuss a book about aging and the end of the world. (It turns out aging isn't the end of the world, but the end of the world isn't the end of the world either...
This is a poetic post-apocalypse ruminative road trip novel, but it's also good, in large part because it's interested in unpicking the stoic masculinity that usually underpins that kind of story. Thanks to Kerstin Hall for bringing it to us and for the discussion - read Asunder if you haven't.
19.10.2025 16:56
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: THE STARVING SAINTS
Cannibalism season continues on Wizards vs. Lesbians, as this one's a story about how all of us would probably eat some human meat the second things get difficult, and how on a metaphorical level we d...
A book about the collapse of faith in institutions both secular and spiritual, and about the nasty things one finds underneath them in times of desperation. Unfortunately, the social commentary is stronger than the story itself, which starts to wander after a promising start.
12.10.2025 16:00
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BUNNY
A novel about being in an MFA (but not necessarily an MFA novel) with all the horror that implies. What if your creative process involved doing unethical things to dumb animals, and what if you ...
This one is about what the girlies get up to in the Brown (legally not Brown) MFA writing program, and what happens when a cool alternative girl arrives to judge them. It involves a surprising amount of exploding animal parts.
29.09.2025 01:04
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: METAL FROM HEAVEN
A book about messianic communism, and also about obsessive childhood love, and also about microplastics. Inspirations cited by the author include Disco Elysium and End of Evangelion. Hang onto your ha...
This book shows up with a fistful of pain and a fistful of silliness and hits you with the ol' one-two. It's like anime in that respect. You can fit all the symbols and ideas you want into an anime, and they don't necessarily have to work together - in the end, it's all about the spectacle.
14.09.2025 19:46
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: AUNT TIGRESS
Life is complicated for a Chinese-Canadian lesbian college kid with PTSD who is also half tiger - complicated enough, you would think, but complication invites complication, and soon she has to ask he...
Our hero Tam Lin has to orient herself in a massively complex network of privilege and power and family ties while horrible things will not stop happening to her, even for a second. It's been like this since she was six. Ready to join her?
31.08.2025 16:26
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BONUS: KARLA'S CHOICE
Arkady Martine joins us to discuss a new spy novel written by Nick Harkaway and starring a bunch of beloved characters created by his father, John le CarrΓ©. In doing this, Harkaway has set out what is...
If your father writes a bunch of books about fatherlessness and faithlessness, and you read them under the covers when you're ten because you love your very-much-present dad, what happens when you try to continue his work as an adult?
We're very glad @byzantienne.bsky.social brought us this puzzle.
24.08.2025 18:56
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: SHORT FICTION ROUNDUP #7
Today we cover by Ursula Whitcher, by Lowry Poletti, and by Sarah Pinsker.
All the stories we cover in this one are available to read online - click through for the links. Our major takeaway is that you should keep an eye on Lowry Poletti, both to read what she writes next and in general.
17.08.2025 18:34
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BONUS: MIDDLEMARCH
Our classic literature correspondent Kat Weaver joins us for a look at George Eliot's masterpiece about small towns and bad marriages. We find some wizards in it.
Last time Kat brought us Pale Fire (20th c, short, meta) - this time she brings us Middlemarch (19th c, long, Major.) Next time we're going to make her do Story of the Stone (18th c, 5 vols, CLASSIC OF CHINESE LITERATURE.) In the meantime, enjoy our discussion of what turns out to be a horror novel.
10.08.2025 22:38
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: THE MEMBRANES
It's very easy to get caught up in the titular metaphor, here - this brief, gauzy cyberpunk novel, written in Taiwan in 1995 and only recently available in translation, peels itself back slowly, revea...
This book came out four years before The Matrix and nailed the gender/power/information/sexuality/control thing so hard that the rest of the genre is still catching up. Thanks to a recent translation, we English speakers finally get to find out where all of this is going.
03.08.2025 19:15
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BONUS: THE COMMODORE (AUBREY/MATURIN #17)
Our adventure correspondent Isaac Fellman joins us once again, this time to talk about Patrick O'Brien and the age of sail through the lens of the seventeenth book in the Aubrey/Maturin series. We cho...
There are no wizards and no lesbians in The Commodore. It's not even the best book in this beloved series. But there is a little girl with 19th century autism in this one, and that's one of our favorite secondary subjects: monstrous children, and whether they can be cured by becoming Irish.
27.07.2025 16:40
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: THE INCANDESCENT
What if the Scholomance was a British boarding school, and therefore had funding, prestige and a competent professional faculty that cared about its students? And what if we told the story from the po...
A deconstruction of wizard school stories, a deconstruction of competence porn, a deconstruction of one particular person's understanding of herself, and a really entertaining fantasy novel to boot. Heartily recommended.
20.07.2025 19:38
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A Xena trading card. Xena and Gabrielle kiss romantically. The text says "eternal friends"
sometimes I think about the "eternal friends" xena trading card. just gals being pals
16.07.2025 00:08
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: BONUS: VOWS AND HONOR
At long last we contend with Mercedes Lackey. We are deep in the ancestry of books about girls with swords; so deep that they're not even gay for each other, even though they're married.
Naked Bee joins us to discuss the Vows and Honor books, which are about a swordswoman and a sorceress who aren't dating but are married. We ask why that is, and why the author thinks that is, and then we ask whether there was always this much rape in these kinds of stories, and the force-femme, and
13.07.2025 18:15
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Wizards Vs. Lesbians: THE MANOR OF DREAMS
The titular manor is lavishly, extravagantly haunted - there are layers upon layers of haunting, over a century's worth, and we get to peel them back one by one. Some of the haunting is inspired by Dr...
150-odd years of built-up curses - race curses, class curses, sex curses, gay curses, curses direct from the last of the four great novels of China - may seem like a lot to surmount, but there's always the possibility that this generation will finally get it right (if they're lesbians.)
07.07.2025 01:20
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