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I have never wanted explanatory alt-text more than I do right now.
"Bold of you to assume I'm going to be on the tasty side of the Zombie War."
My nephews' love for me dies a little every time I make this joke.
Well, that's one less thing for FIFA to take responsibility for.
Snark aside, this is the only reasonable thing Iran can do, and I wouldn't be surprised if they're just the first of many.
"I'll trace a chalk outline around your fucking body!"
I had a dream last night where I wrote a poem, told from a shark's point of view, that they were coming back and that it was no longer safe for people to go in the water.
When I first woke up I was sad I couldn't remember the poem, but now I'm realizing that the poem was probably a metaphor.
"Russia is failing to achieve all of its objectives four years into this conflict, twelve years if you include its annexation, its illegal annexation of Crimea."
It's nice to see a world leader acknowledging that this conflict is actually just an extension of Russia's invasion of Ukraine's Crimea.
And, uh, please feel free to leave that shit at home when you play the Raptors in April.
Imagine your team scoring 129 points and still losing by more than 20 points. 129 points usually means a blowout in your favour.
Congratulations to Bam Adebayo on having the second best scoring game in NBA history.
Trump saves the Internet?
"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages
Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/learn-2 #smbc
When your grandma says she got you Keanu Reeves' Jonathan Harker, but she bought him from that one shady dollar store.
Season two had decided to switch it up.
Tyrone? Stealing drugs and money from right under a gang's nose. Literally taking it between when they put it down and go to pick it up again.
Tandy? Ballet classes and group therapy sessions.
Ooh! Sydney's coming to town!
I am so sick of seeing Trump's face.
Was going to quote something like "Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them" but no, he is just plain fuckin stupid.
It sucks (for me) that it's during March Break, because that means that I'm too busy to attend.
Trump speaking after markets close is usually a sign he’ll say something bad for the economy, and the White House communications team doesn’t want a graph with the line going down and blaring red numbers with a minus sign on the screen with him when he does.
Immaculately maintained, though.
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I want—I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, “I know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, “You find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, “Well, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, “I didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, “You know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”
The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.
I bet they're proud of their inaugural FIFA Peace Prize right about now.
Just because I don't see a lot of people mentioning it:
The Iranian men's national soccer team is scheduled to play in the World Cup tournament in Inglewood on June 15th and 21st, and then in Seattle on June 26th.
I don't see how FIFA is going to make this happen.
I’m not a big curling guy, but I get the significance of this, and WOW it’s mind-blowing. Some are calling it the best shot in curling history! #TeamCanada at the #ParalympicGames.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?
Notoriously apolitical Northern Ireland.
An analysis of over 14 million social media posts from accounts in Canada found that 87% of conspiratorial claims come from just 100 influencers.
This minority of users impacts politics, influencing what people view as normal and leads to self-censoring to avoid attacks from conspiracy theorists.
The blatant bigotry of this has already been covered, but "we're not making therapy" is pretty rich from the guy who made for example UP and INSIDE OUT.
Wish me luck, all.
