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Shadows, Witch of Shadowood

@shadowsflame

Crazy Plant/Animal Lady | Farmer | Chicken Tender | Herbalist in Training | Bi πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ| She/Her Owner @starchaserfarms.bsky.social

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Picture of and African gander looking at a toddler sitting behind a glass door.

Picture of and African gander looking at a toddler sitting behind a glass door.

Yep. His new favorite thing. He did it again yesterday evening after Tinyflame came home so I got to tell her she had a visitor. The excited β€œIt’s Bob!” followed by β€œBob is my best friend.” makes keeping his surly ass worth it.

07.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s apparently his new favorite thing. I was walking to the kitchen and literally jumped and yelled β€œDAMMIT BOB!” because suddenly there his is again. πŸ™„

06.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon girl is holding a pokemon in her hands with the letter d on it Alt: a gif of Misty holding Togepi in her hands.

Unexpected consequence of introducing Tinyflame to PokΓ©mon:

The creation of the β€œCome on Brock!” game which involves Tinyflame telling Jason to get on his hands and knees then grabbing his ear and dragging him around the house while going β€œCome on Brock!”

19.01.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! They do make life pretty sweet. πŸ₯°

15.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

15.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Miss you too. πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

15.01.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My child out here lying with her full chest sayin the mark on her cheek is because another kid bit her.

Ma’am.

That mark is a reaction to the adhesive on the band-aid you INSISTED you needed on your cheek after β€œhitting” yourself with a soft bouncy ball.

Stop trying to get someone in trouble. πŸ™„

15.01.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

14.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

14.01.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

14.01.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My cat collection now consists of 1 shelter cat and a horde of barn/feral cat babies because PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ARE FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE.

My cats? Inside. If they got out somehow? They’d come home for food at some point with no surprises because they’re FUCKING FIXED!!!!

14.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of grey tabby kitten laying next to toddler on a couch with the toddler’s hand resting on it.

Picture of grey tabby kitten laying next to toddler on a couch with the toddler’s hand resting on it.

Me holding kitten for Chopper to sniff/meet for pack integration: This is mine. You be nice.

Tinyflame: No! It’s MINE!

Me (while rolling eyes at the correction): This is Tinyflame’s. You be nice.

Tinyflame: Yeah Chopper!

Kid now has a dog (Chopper apparently πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ), pig, and now a kitten. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

14.01.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the highlight of yesterday was when Tinyflame got told it was my birthday, told me happy birthday, then asked Jason to sing too before signing β€œHappy Birthday to Mommy.” unprompted.

Y’all. 😭

This child is too damn sweet for this world.

(I also appreciated all the other well wishes.)

13.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe this year I’ll figure out what I’m doing with my farm, build a website for it, and make moves towards long term goals.

Or just keep spinning my wheels and buying hatching eggs.

Probably the latter honestly…

01.01.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…guess I’ll up my cloud storage again. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

01.01.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it’s a new year so naturally I’m going to make the goal to interact with friends more and then putter out some time in February convinced that no one really cares to hear from me so I’ll just be a little creeper instead mentally sending love on everything they post.

As is tradition.

πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

01.01.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulation!!!

01.01.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been over a year since my parents have seen my kid in person.

They live 40 minutes away. They haven’t asked to see her. Not even on a video call.

Apparently they still think it’s MY job to make sure they have a relationship with their grandkid.

Yeah…no. My job is to raise her. Not them.

31.12.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh… I am so, so sorry Jenn. He was so loved and such a good boy. All my heart to you guys. πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

31.12.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may need to invest in a pasta maker soon…

31.12.2025 02:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss being on my bullshit. It looks so good!

31.12.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The way I wish my brain would brain better so I could be more consistent in sharing the ridiculousness of my farm life.

And this goose is a menace. But the kid loves him so… πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

30.12.2025 02:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a text bubble sent at 12:42 AM that reads β€œHe’s in the coop.”.

Picture of a text bubble sent at 12:42 AM that reads β€œHe’s in the coop.”.

How I know my partner truly loves me:

One of my roosters got out, I couldn’t catch him and had to give up because I had to go get/care for kiddo.

I woke up to this message.

Apparently when he got home after I went to sleep he gabbed a headlamp and went looking for my bird for me.

09.12.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost a year later and he’s still a huge love bug who loves to cuddle with me. These days he’s usually plastered against me when I wake up and gives me a β€œkiss” to say good morning.

14.11.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pikachu is standing in the middle of a forest with trees in the background Alt: a pikachu is standing in the middle of a forest with trees in the background

Thanks to my sister my kiddo is DEEP in the original PokΓ©mon world.

Hearing her sing β€œstill gotta catch them all…” or exclaim β€œWho’s that PokΓ©mon?!” makes my world brighter.

15.10.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile this one is over there living their best life.

I’m leaning female on this one but it may still be too young to tell…

10.10.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I waited forever for him to do his β€œcrow”.

10.10.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the side profile of a male snowflake bobwhite quail standing on sand with branches and leaves in the background.

Photo of the side profile of a male snowflake bobwhite quail standing on sand with branches and leaves in the background.

Photo of a possibly female snowflake bobwhite quail standing turned toward the camera with one foot on a purple feeder. The male is behind her.

Photo of a possibly female snowflake bobwhite quail standing turned toward the camera with one foot on a purple feeder. The male is behind her.

I’m fairly certain my adult life is just one big over correction from a childhood of being told β€œNo” whenever I wanted a pet.

Anyway…have some Snowflake Bobwhite Quail.

10.10.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Four dozen chicken eggs in shades of green, tan, brown, and olive sit in white ceramic egg holders on a counter top

Four dozen chicken eggs in shades of green, tan, brown, and olive sit in white ceramic egg holders on a counter top

It’s been rough for a while here but my girls are getting back online and the spring hatched pullets are starting to pay rent.

Finally able to fully restock the fridge with extras getting steamed for the pups dinner tonight. Also managed to get a dozen to sell for the first time in months.

09.10.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black Muscovy duck sitting on a nest with a yellow duckling poking its head out from behind her.

A black Muscovy duck sitting on a nest with a yellow duckling poking its head out from behind her.

A gloved hand holding a Saxony duckling who is mid-chirp

A gloved hand holding a Saxony duckling who is mid-chirp

Jason is doing better. He’s still recovering but hopefully he’ll be back to better than normal soon.

Farm life, as always, doesn’t stop for anything and Blackberry is finally a mom - 3rd clutch is the charm. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

Granted it’s a Saxony not a Muscovy but hopefully the Muscovy eggs hatch next week. 🀞🏽

20.09.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0