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AJ Wilkerson Comedy With his nervous charm, endearing smile, & disarming disabilities, AJ has quickly become one of the most relevant young comedians in America, making appearances at Limestone Comedy Festival, Nashville...

Since Bluesky's Chatbot hasn't figured out how to fix Al-Text on videos, the comedian is AJ Wilkerson. He has a ton of free shit on YouTube. Give him all your attention and laughs.

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Welcome to Camp "FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD!"

Two Rules:
1. Whimsy
2. Magic

It's times like these when I can understand bottle-fermenting your own feces for the purpose of huffing the gas produced and getting higher than Condor pussy.

Commit
To
The
Bit

Why does everyone keep saying that to me?

Did you get a good beer buzz on too?

Nothing better than a beer buzz, a big sandwich, and not wearing a rubber.

I'm into a whole other thing in the face of a clown. We can use euphemisms though.

Whoops. Missed the earlier post.

That looks like a half gallon of milk enveloped in the left cup as well.

Letting it rip like a five-year-old with his thumb over the end of a garden hose.

Skip pees sitting down.

You pee sitting down? Eww

zac efron in high school musical dramatically grabbing his head

when you go for a quick peepee and suddenly have to poopoo

*Taps the sign

Tell her we hung her picture up in the Moose Lodge. Now whenever one of the guys walks by they just look at it and go "hell yeah".

You got the boobie-prize.

The thing that I love so much about Frank Herbert is that he was such a hater of people like today's AI Silicon Valley Bros that he made it a core piece of lore in his greatest book series.

I win at boobs.

FRANK HERBERT Before long it will be at least a matter of self-defense to have your own computer. You are already being taken advantage of by people who use computers.

Meme War.
It's coming.
It's bad.

Ancient Gnomish wisdom.

Dr Peepee Poopoo has thoughts about your breasts.

Man, explains the meme then.

The M.O.D.A.K. of foot fetishists.

Ring ring ring ring ring... PEEPEE POOPOO PHONE!

Top tier babe. Looks like the good shit too.

A larger bra with a metal handle that will activate explosive bolts and a rocket to blow it off the wearer.

I propose ejector seat levers to blow the the bra off and away in case of emergencies. I have made a mock-up to help drump up venture capital.

Hi Debi. Hope you are doing well.

Kamala Harris awarding pee pee poo poo man the pee pee poo poo award.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP