subzerofun🔞🏳️‍⚧️

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

kitti sitting next to me while charlotte november sucks my dick

3 trans girls in one room :0

#nsfw #realnsfw #tgirl

not sure how my mom went from 80s butch punk to born again christian in just a few years

naked shower selfie (i have yaoi hands wtf)

naked selfie in the shower focusing on my uncut semi hard cock

sorry i havent been posting ive been busy playing deadlock (emissary 5 pocket & mirage main btw)

calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

every day he’s vindicated

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

yooo qotsa spotted, also yr rlly cute :3

Spacing out

Gift art done for @nintendann.bsky.social

“WWIII and you live in the heart of the axis powers” really wasn’t on my wishlist for my thirties tbh!

yeah i used one for posting across insta/bsky on my old photography account, and the differences between formatting required for both sites was miserable to work around. although thats mostly ig’s fault. it also felt more, corporate? idk, vibes were off though

PuppyDrone 4543, a variant of Normal Drone 4543 but with muzzle, perfectly and completely still and limp, wearing a cozy shirt while cuddling a pair of sharks in a soft bed

To wirelessly recharge the Model 4543 PuppyDrone™, place at least Two (2) Plushies within its Designated Enclosure. HexCorp is not responsible for any ____ or _________ incurred by disturbing the Model 4543 PuppyDrone™ during this time.

[ #latexpup #latex #latexdrone #hexdrone #hexcorp #hivetasks ]

Pokopia trailer clip of players collaboratively building a large structure.

This is why God punished Pokemon to only speak their own names.

what a girl does in the cockpit of her mech is between her, her mech's fully autonomous piloting system, and several well-lubricated but unyielding and uncaring pistons

i had the most intense esex with my t4t bpd lesbian sisterly plural long-distance platonic situationship EVER

It's literally the "we are still doing it but now we would like you to be less mad about it." post. After 3 backdowns that didn't even back down they pull out another BIG puppy eyed SUPER sorry backdown that ALSO doesn't back down.

No. You've fuckied your last wucky, UwU.

bsky.app/profile/teal...

I DONT WNA CRY

youtu.be/dQVSUaPCbPI?...

went to a popeyes for the first time, most mid tasting chicken i have ever eaten

anytime I see people posting 2016/2017 memes again my mind immediately goes to this interaction I saw in a server a while back

7 latex clad drones peeking out of a corner of a hotel lobby pillar in various sizes angling down until the last is kneeling

You ever try to get your drones in order?
Its like herding cats...human sized, slippery, cats...

With the lovely #Katsucon26 Drones
linktr.ee/KatsuconDrones

Full set on Patreon for as low as $1.
www.patreon.com/posts/151349...

ITS CEMENT DAY

(Niko, the seal in the meme on the left, turns 6 today)

the snoofing

began the day with my gf reading WARHOUND for the first time, ended it with the taste of cum in my mouth and being curled up next to my handler watching ponyo

How does my gaze feel?

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#NSFWSky #NSFW #NSFWTrans #TransNSFW #trans #transgender #transgirl #transwoman #tummy #eroticphotography #artsy
Done by @alixacab on IG

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

On a more Serious Note it is funny When People Are Like "Valentine Day My Boyfriend Was Nice To Me And Didnt Call Me A Gimp" Like Lol . The Bar Is In Hell ; As They Say... Arnold Schwarzenegger Smoking Stogie Interview Voice: I Dont Have To Wait For A Single Day, Like You 🚬 💨

larson-esque

Breaking the default drone color protocol.
Foto by: @arcanetech.bsky.social