If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

Is this anything

I don't follow a lot of happy people in general.

I like it!

i identify as a bass player .

I am also feeling the Industrial Disease.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Yes! There's a sunbeam that hits the Cheerios box like it's been blessed by the heavens.

What about "ahoy-hoy"?

It's something business types started saying after Trump backed down repeatedly on various tariff threats.

i did begin taking that ‘human or AI’ quiz on the nyt app but then i remembered i don’t have to do every stupid little fucking thing

I want a unique experience crafted by weirdos, not a sycophant robot

Well you see, GNU stands for "GNU's Not Unix"...

Still sippin'.

Aqueducts are cool as hell.

bluesky being immediately negatively polarized into going with skeets because we were asked not to was the first sign that we were going to make it as a posting site

every true posting forum declares forever war against the mods

hard to believe how many people across the entire world want one simple thing that just never seems to happen

Master Shake talking in front of a fountain with a stone horse in it. ("Aqua Teen Hunger Force")

me in the car wearing reflective clip-on sunglasses. The photo is in black and white aside from the reflection in the glasses, which is very colorful.

".... If I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it."

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

Just give me my fucking phone call.

FOUR Benjamin Franklins? :swoon:

Ben Franklin invented it as a sarcastic joke, and it's a worldwide shame that people think it should be real.

A bathroom with a stone encrusted toilet and sink and towel rack

There are some unspeakable horrors in this world.

ShoeDini commercial with Gilbert Gottfried YouTube video by miscellaneous publication #15

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyPN...
(Man, I really miss Gilbert.)

I really wish I'd known about Eric Andre when his show was happening. I was completely unaware of him for some reason. He seems like a righteous dude.

I'm cashing you out, Bob.