─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒

. . . !

[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]

stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .

. . . .

[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]

stop looking at me like that .

okay now i'm DEFINITELY not giving you any eggs . stop -

stop that . stop

i am not cooking you eggs . look , i think i have some granola bars in my bag . you can have one of them .

[ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]

. . .

[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]

okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .

what could possibly be so different ? 💧

i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .

actually , this is a blow-gun .

[ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]

not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !

What ?

[ spinning his gun around inbetween his fingers . ]

you don't know what those mutations are going to do to you ! this can kill you , veigar ! this can kill /us/ !

[ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ]

i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .

no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you .

[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]

use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !

why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗

[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]

[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ]

make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .

. . . .
why ?

[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]

. . . huh ?
what's with that look . 💧

( ? ? )

[ tapping his foot impatiently against the floor . ]

temp pinned

[ drowsy walk . dragging his blowgun across the floor . ]

[ he’s laying down . lazy eyes . . . ]

[ he’s grieving . ]

[ does a backflip for No reason ]

you can be as muscular as me . it just takes a lot of time and energy , and also commitment .

[ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ]

you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .

ah !

[ damn , that speed ! giving him an unamused glare , before flexing the bicep he attached to . sigh . . . ]

what is with you and my build ? i mean , i know i look nice but - damn . . . 💧

[ sweat drop . well , this is something he has to deal with now . ]

you're making up bargains for yourself ─ 💧
. . . fine . how about the arms , you want the arms ? i can let you feel around my arms .

[ what a freak . so damn full of himself ! veigar may be small , but boy . . . he sure has the largest ego teemo has ever seen . ]

. . . weirdo .

[ mumble . ]

wh - i am /not/ saying that !

[ cringing under that mask of his ! staring at him . if he even uttered those words , he'd be embarrassed for eons ! he knows veigar would not let him forget it ! ]

i wouldn't even utter those words over my dead body .

[ looking away ! hmph ! ]

[ teemo stared at him , then proceeded to let out a deep sigh . he should’ve expected this from veigar . ]

fine , fine . if i admit you’re “tall” now , will you unhand me ?

[ rolling his eyes . this is so stupid — ! ]

wh — hey ! !

[ teemo watched as veigar anchored onto teemo’s clothes , offended ! he should’ve kept his mouth shut .

leaning his head back , closing his eyes . ]

you’re an ass .

[ he mumbled , letting out a low huff ! ]